Jewish Scientist Invents The Pill for Men
It's almost as awesome as the Theory of Relativity.
Urban Kvetch: Uncle Solly’s Death
Uncle Solly's Death
You know what? Uncle Solly didn't "just know" to expire the Friday before Presidents DAy weekend so that your second cousins from Rancho Palos Verde, California, would be able to make it to...
Seagal’s Legal Woes
It's not easy being the living incarnation of a Buddha. According to Kayden Nguyen, doughy action hero Steven Seagal hired her as an "executive assistant" at his Louisiana home (above, without the hai...
The Heeb Interview with Wrestling Star Bill Goldberg
Midway through this season of Celebrity Apprentice, football-player-turned-wrestling-legend Bill Goldberg is pushing himself harder than ever. Believe it or not, out-maneuvering "eclectic" castmates like Sharon...
Ultra-Orthodox Continue to Destroy Jewish Life by Outlawing Lox
Maintaining their campaign to suck the fun and joy entirely out of Judaism, a group of ultra-Orthodox rabbis have removed lox from the kosher diet. This ban on smoked salmon was announced last month because of ...
The Weird Al Sex Tape
(Video after the jump)So this won't be exclusive news to anyone, or, for that matter, that funny, but it's amazing that an entertainer like Weird Al Yankovic -- who, let's face it, was shrouded in obscurity eve...
Fake Hasids Rob Jewelry Store
(video after the jump)Diamond District wholesalers Atul Shah and Mahaveer Kankariya have finally been busted for staging the fake robbery in 2008 where thieves dressed as Hasidic Jews -- completely ripping off ...
“Blossom’s” Mayim Bialik Fears for “Boner” Stabone: “Growing Pains” Actor Still Missing
News of actor Andrew Koenig's (Richard "Boner" Stabone from Growing Pains and the son of Checkov from Star Trek) disappearance in Vancouver made our dicks shrink just a little.The mainstream media's certainly k...
Rumble In The Bronx: Jewish Boxer VS. Scotty The Bar-Mitvah Boy
The Yankee Stadium- Home of the New York Yankees, or fancy schamncy celebration space for rich weirdos? Jonothan Ballan, the stadium's bond lawyer, booked the modest venue for his son, Scotty's, bar-mitzvah on ...
Nosh Pit: Chicken Soup with Turkey-Pecorino Romano Dumplings and Fresh Dill
Considering much of the country turned into planet Hoth last week, there's really no reason to wait until Passover for something hearty and kreplach-y. Follow these instructions for a homemade soup that'll warm...
Oscar Noms Announced, Stuhlbarg Snubbed
The nominations for the 82nd Academy Awards were announced this morning, which means that actor Michael Stuhlbarg got the phone call this morning-- he wasn't nominated for his performance in A Serious Man. I do...
Ultra-Orthodox Require More Isolation, Are Less Advanced than Kinky Pope
Ultra-Orthodox rabbis have found yet another dangerous source of corruption: the haredi people themselves. The rabbis wish to dismantle the community's own websites because of gossip and "abominations.&quo...
