Uncle Solly’s Death
You know what? Uncle Solly didn’t “just know” to expire the Friday before Presidents DAy weekend so that your second cousins from Rancho Palos Verde, California, would be able to make it to the funeral. He died when he did because a blood clot formed in a narrowed artery, blocking the flow of blood to the part of the heart supplied by that artery. Wake up and face the cold truth, you smug, delusional pinhead.
SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA