The SkinNY, a New Web Series Starring Fat Jew
The front man for Team Facelift stars as half the female duo in The skinNY, which follows two Florida girls starting their careers at a New York City PR firm.
Lee Camp Calls Fox News “A Parade of Propaganda and a Festival of Ignorance” While on Fox News
“College activities boards will Google me, and it’ll be the first thing that comes up,” comedian Lee Camp told Heeb in an interview last month. “There was a time when colleges were known for rebellion. . .Now they’re like, ‘Oh my god he said a bad word we can’t book him.’” The Fox News clip...
Ariel Pink: “I Feel Completely Heard Now”
The indie it-boy nabs the cover of Fader, where he talks about his music, band and loss of virginity in Mexico City.
Chosen Music: An Interview with Ariel Pink
Alt-rock hero Ariel Pink talks about his new album before going off on the fall of civilization and other more important things: "I don't really give a shit about music."
Chosen Comedy: Lee Camp
Comedian Lee Camp is known for his smart satirical stand up, but calling Fox News “a parade of propaganda and a festival of ignorance” on a Fox morning show is still his shining moment.
Maybe You Should Listen to Your Rabbi, After All: Bad Hebrew Tattoos
Contemplating getting a Hebrew tattoo? Before you do, check out BadHebrewTattoos, a blog devoted to Hebrew tattoos gone horribly wrong. Reminiscent of the circa-2004 trend of making fun of fucked-up Chinese tats, this blog marks the rise of misspelled, mistranslated, and just plain backward-ass Hebrew inkings. The blogger surmises that this tattoo was meant to...
Lions Gate Buys Sam Raimi Film About Jew Ghost
Lionsgate Entertainment has just bought the North American rights to Dibbuk Box, the story of a haunted Jewish cabinet brought to America by a Holocaust survivor. The film will be produced by Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert of Ghost House Pictures. The film centers around the titular box, which houses a granite slab, a dried...
Paul McCartney Supports Israel’s Fur Ban
Knighted ladies man and former Beatle Paul McCartney is backing a bill proposed by Israeli animal rights organization Let the Animals Live to ban all fur trade in Israel. If passed, Israel will be the first country to ban the import, export and sale of any kind of fur. "I, along with members of my...
Save Those Unborn Jewish Babies!
It is a well-known fact that the Jewish population is in decline, and to slow this trend, Israeli organization Efrat, like good Jews, are solving this complicated problem by throwing some cold hard cash at it. Pregnant Israelis considering abortion can turn Efrat for emotional support, cash for food and various free baby supplies the...
Ultra-Orthodox Continue to Destroy Jewish Life by Outlawing Lox
Maintaining their campaign to suck the fun and joy entirely out of Judaism, a group of ultra-Orthodox rabbis have removed lox from the kosher diet. This ban on smoked salmon was announced last month because of a tiny paraisitic worm called anisakis that supposedly renders the fish unkosher. Ultra-Orthodox Jews must now somehow survive a...
Chosen Music: Dirty Fences to Play at the Pour ‘Em Party
Set to perform February 27 at Heeb‘s "Pour ‘Em" Party in Brooklyn, Dirty Fences are the total opposite of Disney-made, family-friendly pop. During our interview, guitarist and vocalist Xan Aird told tales of fucking the daughter of a music legend, a race-specific STD and, of course, Taylor Swift. If this is any indication, a Saturday...
