It's hardly offensive (or funny), but the fact that the minute-long 'toon ends with a "to be continued" sparks enough interest to see if the questionable SalamtakProductions has anything significant up its slee...
Last night's Woodstock Film Festival benefit screening of "Holy Rollers," the Jesse Eisenberg vehicle about Hasidic ecstasy smugglers, was crashed by an unexpected and uninvited guest, Luzer Twersky (yes, that’...
Shatner vs. the Hoff. Aging celebs promote upcoming cable shows, compete for camera time. Bet on Captain Kirk for the win. (Seriously OMG)
The New York Times gets an exclusive, never-before-heard scoop: ...
Comedian Lee Camp is known for his smart satirical stand up, but calling Fox News “a parade of propaganda and a festival of ignorance” on a Fox morning show is still his shining moment.
Opening Credits in Short Films
Listen Scorsese, next time you plan to devote three minutes of your short to an opening title sequence designed by your cousin the "amazing graphic artist," please invite me to y...
Bad Kissers
By the time you're a grown-up, you should know what you're doing with your lips and your tongue and your hands and your body when you're kissing someone. And if you're not popular and have had hard...
Airplane Touch Screens
Who's the genius that came up with the idea of touch screens on the back of airline seats? On top of the empty stomach I have from not being fed and the anxiety I'm feeling from only car...
Uncle Solly's Death
You know what? Uncle Solly didn't "just know" to expire the Friday before Presidents DAy weekend so that your second cousins from Rancho Palos Verde, California, would be able to make it to...
"Untitled"
Oh, God, if I have to hear another band introduce a song by saying, "This song is called...'Untitled.'" Like words cannot convey the depths of your emotions—they may have been good enough for Wordsw...
Baskin Robins newest mascot will whoop your ass if you touch his sister. (Afrojacks)
Attention Black Folks: You are now legally allowed to make fun of Jews. Just get married! (Black Voices)
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Whole Foods Etiquette
You pick up a vegan oatmeal date scone with your bare hands, consider it and then put it back. You turn around and I glare at you, hating you for making me reconsider every scone I've eve...