Teabaggers and TV: Wednesday’s links
Congressional candidate and Sarah Palin fav Vaughn Ward steals much of Obama's 2004 Democratic Convention speech, which evidently works a lot better on Republicans when spoken by a white man.
Werewolfs, Emos and Nuclear War: Monday’s Links
Emo culture invades Saudi Arabia and 10 girls are jailed for dressing up goth. Commentators have decried the arrests as "unfair," saying emo kids everywhere should be jailed for their shitty clothes. (News Real Blog)
Naked Larry David and Horse-Faced Women: Wednesday’s Links
Curb Your Enthusiasm goes Gotham. Producers say they're filming the last season in NYC. Hopefully L.D. won't get all Carrie Bradshaw and whore his way through midtown. (NY Magazine)
Horny Nerds and Holy Land Hassles: Monday’s Links
In what appears to be the beginning of a great zombie flick, Israel is bulldozing a bunch of Jewish graves for a new hospital. The government ended protests by religious Jews by promising the Orthodox a percentage of movie royalties. (CNN)
Nazis Strippers and Not-So-Rad Rockets: Friday’s Links
"Bombshell" McGee, every-one's favorite Nazi fetish model, defends cheaters, says men are hardwired to "spread the seed." Looks like Oprah's replacement for 2011 has finally been found. (Celebitchy)
Exploding Asians, Televised Demons and Technologically Advanced Dictators: Wednesday Link Roundup
China's version of "High School Musical" will be the first movie ever in MSG3-D (Agent Bedhead)
Chosen Film: This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX
As Heeb predicted last summer, Hustler Video came through with "This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX." While we didn't totally, er, nail the cast, we did accurately predict it would be "a neurotic fuck-a-thon."
Star-Struck Jesus, Stubborn Jews and Scientology Schmucks: Monday’s Links
Jesus Christ, TV Star. Comedy Central announces new edgy sitcom based on Christ’s life, passes on office comedy starring the prophet Mohammed. Wimps. (Daemon’s TV) Afghanistan’s last Jew “vows to stay put.” After the media slaps giant target sign on Zablon Simintov’s Tefillin-wrapped head, Jewish aid groups promise shipments of “Seinfeld” DVDs and Manichewitz honey...
Streetwalkers, Shatner and Mind Control: Link Roundup
Shatner vs. the Hoff. Aging celebs promote upcoming cable shows, compete for camera time. Bet on Captain Kirk for the win. (Seriously OMG) The New York Times gets an exclusive, never-before-heard scoop: Some Jews love Israel, while some Jews don’t. (Institute for Public Affairs) The Forgotten Foer, Joshua, Jews it up in what is obviously...
Sex, Drugs and Animal Rectums: Link Roundup
Nicotine flavored candy. Because children just shouldn’t smoke.(Eidard) Israel now x-raying pets at the airport. Terrorists must now return to hiding bombs in their underwear and rectums. (Security Management) Some students get laid, some don’t. Tune to CNN for the dullest sex article ever. (CNN) Rape victims given ecstasy for therapy. Because it’s less traumatic...
A New Image for Michelle “Bombshell” McGee in Four Easy Steps
“Bombshell” McGee’s public image makeover has, thus far, been a big tattooed fail. For some strange reason, America refuses to embrace its newest sweetheart. Things started off all right with that very public apology to wronged wife Sandra Bullock, but how could hosting something called the "Bad Girl’s Night Out" party ever convince people you’re...
Link Round Up: Hipsters, Heart Attacks and Whores
Israeli goddess Bar Refaeli gets on top of "The Situation." They’re right: Jewish girls are easy. (Hollyscoop) The two subcultures everyone hates continue to hate each other: The Definitive History of the Hipster/Hasid War. (New York Magazine) And check out Heeb‘s take here. Not. Kosher. On. So. Many. Levels. KFC’s Double Down — cheese, mayo...
