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Congressional candidate and Sarah Palin fav Vaughn Ward steals much of Obama's 2004 Democratic Convention speech, which evidently works a lot better on Republicans when spoken by a white man.
Emo culture invades Saudi Arabia and 10 girls are jailed for dressing up goth. Commentators have decried the arrests as "unfair," saying emo kids everywhere should be jailed for their shitty clothes. (News Real Blog)
Curb Your Enthusiasm goes Gotham. Producers say they're filming the last season in NYC. Hopefully L.D. won't get all Carrie Bradshaw and whore his way through midtown. (NY Magazine)
In what appears to be the beginning of a great zombie flick, Israel is bulldozing a bunch of Jewish graves for a new hospital. The government ended protests by religious Jews by promising the Orthodox a percentage of movie royalties. (CNN)
"Bombshell" McGee, every-one's favorite Nazi fetish model, defends cheaters, says men are hardwired to "spread the seed." Looks like Oprah's replacement for 2011 has finally been found. (Celebitchy)
As Heeb predicted last summer, Hustler Video came through with "This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX." While we didn't totally, er, nail the cast, we did accurately predict it would be "a neurotic fuck-a-thon."
Jesus Christ, TV Star. Comedy Central announces new edgy sitcom based on Christ's life, passes on office comedy starring the prophet Mohammed. Wimps. (Daemon's TV)
Afghanistan's last Jew "vows to stay put." ...
Shatner vs. the Hoff. Aging celebs promote upcoming cable shows, compete for camera time. Bet on Captain Kirk for the win. (Seriously OMG)
The New York Times gets an exclusive, never-before-heard scoop: ...
Nicotine flavored candy. Because children just shouldn't smoke.(Eidard)Israel now x-raying pets at the airport. Terrorists must now return to hiding bombs in their underwear and rectums. (Security Management) S...
"Bombshell" McGee's public image makeover has, thus far, been a big tattooed fail. For some strange reason, America refuses to embrace its newest sweetheart. Things started off all right with that very public ...
Israeli goddess Bar Refaeli gets on top of "The Situation." They're right: Jewish girls are easy. (Hollyscoop)The two subcultures everyone hates continue to hate each other: The Definitive History of ...