Nicotine flavored candy. Because children just shouldn’t smoke.(Eidard)
Israel now x-raying pets at the airport. Terrorists must now return to hiding bombs in their underwear and rectums. (Security Management)
Some students get laid, some don’t. Tune to CNN for the dullest sex article ever. (CNN)
Rape victims given ecstasy for therapy. Because it’s less traumatic to remember your attacker as a melting lizard. (Mercury News)
Study: breast disease linked to binge drinking. Hardcore alcoholics finally have a reason to cut down. (Consumerist)
Forced sterilization: Why does the Chinese government hate those Chinese babies so bad? (Weird Asia News)
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