Gratuitous Jewess: Melissa Weisman


In an effort to further your appreciation of the richness and renewed vitality of Jewish life among young people today, we give you the next chapter of our new installment, which we have aptly titled, “Gratuitous Jewess.”

Vegan chef Melissa Weisman is healthy, smooth and anything but crunchy. When not showing off her trained dancer bod with the Suicide Girls, she bakes cupcakes, sews and knits. But this domestic has a real wild side. Check out her septum piercing and that photo with the rifle. Plus, she also “buys sex toys at the hardware store.” Oh, mama!
Chef Weisman, we’ll happily eat your tofu. We’re also available for any “home improvement” projects.
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About The Author


Dana Makover is an expert on both Israeli tits and ass. She enjoys peach pie, open toe shoes and dating for sport.

4 Responses

  1. kosherkingdomrus

    This seems… a tad sexist. Any chance to get a male version?

  2. ty

    You called this a “machine gun” and a rife, but it’s neither. It’s a shotgun. See the grip in her left hand? That pumps up and down to feed the shotgun shells into the chamber, hence, “pump action shotgun”.


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