Flotilla Tidbits and Severed Genitals: Wednesday’s Links
The young Jew the NYPost called the "Jewish Taliban" back in 2002 is now running that Freedom Flotilla. Kids grow up so fast. (The Washington Post)
Chosen Music: Balkan Beat Box
Balkan Beat Box, Blue-Eyed Black Boy, (Nat Geo Music) Three years since Nu Med, Balkan Beat Box — the official Mid-East champions of over-processed dance music — releases Blue Eyed Black Boy, another Jewish alternative to the overblown-yet-mini-van friendly sounds of Black Eyed Peas and (gulp) Baha Men. They’re kicking ass, taking names and hitting...
Linkin’ Continental
Baskin Robins newest mascot will whoop your ass if you touch his sister. (Afrojacks) Attention Black Folks: You are now legally allowed to make fun of Jews. Just get married! (Black Voices) Whats crazier than a hot Israeli bitch? A Drunk hot Israeli bitch (puttin’ the “Bar” in Bar Rafaeli) (Hollywoodtuna) Run and hide, Carlos...
Chosen Music: Frog Eyes, Joanna Newsom, Radar Bros.
Radar Bros., The Illustrated Garden (Merge) As a genre, "Mid-life Crisis Rock" isn’t as paradoxical as it sounds. Aging groups like Wilco, Silver Jews and Yo La Tengo have a refreshing reflectiveness that’s as comforting as a Poison reunion show (and a lot less depressing). Bret Michaels & Co. aside, Radar Bros. embraces nostalgia rock....
Linking About You . . .
Guess Who’s MMMBack!? (The Daily What) A Doodler’s Death (Flavorwire) Dust Off That Rug, Ladies. Melissa Etheridge gets Divorced (Seriously? OMG! WTF?) Type O Negative’s frontman flat line positive (BrooklynVegan) Singin’, Dancin’, Coke Smugglin’. It’s a slippery slope when you’re Zac Efron (FilmDrunk) Pam Anderson does her taxes . . . with her tits! (Zing!)...
Takin’ A Link!
Insane Clown Posse’s "Miracles" Proves one man’s "white trash" is another’s "white treasure." (Death + Taxes) The Library of Congress is archiving every public tweet, ever. Planning on holding public office someday? Reconsider tweeting out the details of that tranny-stripper romance in Cabo. (ars technica) The only board game more offensive than "Hungry Hungry Haitians"...
L’Had Link Neir, DAWG
American Apparel Sexploitation Ad-Department Finally Realizes "Hey, Yoga’s Kinda Sexy." (Yoga Poseur) Prepare Your Snark Absorbers & A Rubber, It’s Curb Your Enthusi-Gasm (The Daily What) Madonna Follows Up "Poppa Don’t Preach" with Sweatshop Abuse Smash Hit "Mama Don’t Pay" (Celeb Jihad) Too Cool for Shul: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Not-On-(Board)" Yahu Ditches Nuclear-Assembly Claiming...
Let My People Link
Mac Attac: Apple Blows iPad Sales Load. Explanation: Harmonal Confusion After iPMS Outbreak (F-Listed) Drug Use. 50 Cent. Young Love. MGMT. Cumming Pants. Muse. Joel Schumacher’sTwelve Reminds Us Why High School was Great (Videogum) Patti Smith Honors Visionary Artist NOT By Smearing Shit on Canvas (Supposedly…) (BrooklynVegan) Great Escapes That Have Steve McQueen Wheelying in...
Links Not to Pass Over
GooGoo GaGa: Lady Gaga Gives Birth (Mazel Tov!) (BuzzFeed) Terrorism Renders Ruskie Magic Rusty. Proof? This Slight(ly Retarded) of Hand. (The Daily What) "Oh, You’d Like My Business Card? Let Me Fling It Directly at Your FUCKING Face!" (Videogum) Iron Man 2 Posters Introduce Us to Gwenyth Paltry (Agent Bedhead) Did Someone Say Islamo-Erotica?! Praise...
Chosen Music: Frog Eyes, Joanna Newsom, Radar Bros.
Radar Bros., The Illustrated Garden (Merge) The genre ‘Mid-Life Crisis Rock’ is not as paradoxical as it may appear. Aging groups such as Wilco, Silver Jews, or Yo La Tengo demonstrate that a refreshing reflection is just as effective as any Poison reunion show, a lot less depressing too. Excluding Bret Michaels & Gang, Radar...
Chosen Music: Let’s Wrestle, The Method Actors, Michael Yonkers
Let’s Wrestle, In the Court of Wrestling Let’s (Merge Records) On their MySpace, Let’s Wrestle describes their music as ‘"Grunge/Salsa/Dutch/Pop,’" but this debut record is more accessible than you’d imagine. Unless, of course, they’re trying to be cute, which would make sense considering the title: In the Court of Wrestling Let’s. On this essentially pop...
Link Round Up: Post-Oscar Depression
"Welcome to Mandora, Where the only 3Ds Are the Ones in Your Mouth." (FilmDrunk) Daimonds Are Forever. Placenta…Temporary Pop Stars (Agent Bedhead) Larry King Outlives Corey Haim (Celeb Jihad) Because ‘Kike Hoops’ Was too Racy… (JWorld) Getting Sex Out of the Sandbox (AreYouShaved) D’Angelo D’Tained for Hooker (F-Listed) Crime Scene Investigation‘s Cock Piss Incarceration (Screen...
