Alex Rubin is a grumpy punster. He is also a musician & writer. Born a middle child in Maryland with a passion for Judeo-Erotic Fan Fiction, he arrived at Heeb after completing The Diary of Anne Spank. He currently resides in Coney Island (no soliciting).
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According to the press release, A&E's series premier of Steven Seagal: Lawman hit record-breaking numbers: Over 7 million viewers tuned in to witness Sheriff Seagal's proverb-laden, ass-kicking approach to ...
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Attention, shoppers: Not sure what to get the Jew hatin', anger wieldin' bigot this holiday season? Guess what? It doesn't matter as long as you wrap it with swastika wrapping paper. That's right. For just $1, ...
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