Alex Rubin is a grumpy punster. He is also a musician & writer. Born a middle child in Maryland with a passion for Judeo-Erotic Fan Fiction, he arrived at Heeb after completing The Diary of Anne Spank. He currently resides in Coney Island (no soliciting).
Balkan Beat Box, Blue-Eyed Black Boy, (Nat Geo Music)
Three years since Nu Med, Balkan Beat Box -- the official Mid-East champions of over-processed dance music -- releases Blue Eyed Black Boy, another J...
Baskin Robins newest mascot will whoop your ass if you touch his sister. (Afrojacks)
Attention Black Folks: You are now legally allowed to make fun of Jews. Just get married! (Black Voices)
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Radar Bros., The Illustrated Garden (Merge)As a genre, "Mid-life Crisis Rock" isn't as paradoxical as it sounds. Aging groups like Wilco, Silver Jews and Yo La Tengo have a refreshing reflectiveness...
Guess Who's MMMBack!? (The Daily What) A Doodler's Death (Flavorwire) Dust Off That Rug, Ladies. Melissa Etheridge gets Divorced (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)Type O Negative's frontman flat line positive (BrooklynVega...
Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" Proves one man's "white trash" is another's "white treasure." (Death + Taxes) The Library of Congress is archiving every public tweet, ever. Plann...
Mac Attac: Apple Blows iPad Sales Load. Explanation: Harmonal Confusion After iPMS Outbreak (F-Listed) Drug Use. 50 Cent. Young Love. MGMT. Cumming Pants. Muse. Joel Schumacher'sTwelve Reminds Us Why High Scho...
GooGoo GaGa: Lady Gaga Gives Birth (Mazel Tov!) (BuzzFeed) Terrorism Renders Ruskie Magic Rusty. Proof? This Slight(ly Retarded) of Hand. (The Daily What)"Oh, You'd Like My Business Card? Let Me Fling It D...
Radar Bros., The Illustrated Garden (Merge)The genre 'Mid-Life Crisis Rock' is not as paradoxical as it may appear. Aging groups such as Wilco, Silver Jews, or Yo La Tengo demonstrate that a refreshing r...
Let's Wrestle, In the Court of Wrestling Let's (Merge Records)On their MySpace, Let's Wrestle describes their music as '"Grunge/Salsa/Dutch/Pop,'" but this debut record is more accessible than you'd i...
Alfred Hitchcock: King of Jungle? (Pistols@Noonish) No Scooby for Old Doo (Current)Liam Neeson Acquires Tim Burton's Fetish For Dead Looking Chicks (FilmDrunk)Space Invaders to be First 8-Bit, 3D Thriller (Fore...