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Dude Makes “Jew Boy” Video, and It’s Not Horrible

Either the lyrics are clever enough or Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind” is undeniably in any parody form or fashion, but this mix put together by YouTube’s Rucka Rucka Ali is worth a listen.

Spider-Jew

It’s hardly offensive (or funny), but the fact that the minute-long ‘toon ends with a “to be continued” sparks enough interest to see if the questionable SalamtakProductions has anything significant up its sleeve.

15-Year-Old Kills Jews on YouTube for “the Lulz”

Though “The Jew Kickin’” was entertaining, I tip my self-hating yarmulke to a 15-year-old Norwegian teen named Gaute, a fan of Grand Theft Auto IV who flooded his YouTube channel with the death scenes of Hasids. “I made these videos because I [was] really bored at the moment,” the Scandinavian lad explained. “It was Easter...

The Weird Al Biopic: Drunker Than “Ray,” Funnier Than “Walk the Line”

Okay, it’s actually just a fake trailer from the goofs at FunnyorDie.com, and I don’t think I’d see an entire Weird Al movie anyway. But when it comes to mocking the “alcoholic musician finds redemption” genre, this 3-minute sketch puts Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story to shame (though that feature-length spoof did make #95...

“The Jew Kickin’”

So there’s this guy on YouTube who posts his moments of Grand Theft Auto IV rage, in particular when his thug protagonist bludgeons the living hell out of Hasids. Titled “The Jew Kickin’,” the series is accompanied by a death rock score that’s as repetitive as the action in the vids.

You Can Be Jewish and Study Karate

Because we’re pretty tired of that one Jew Jitsu image that’s worked its way ’round the Net, here’s some jpeg freshness to interpret for a couple minutes. via Mostly Forbidden Zone

The Pour ‘Em Party, NYC: Caught on Camera

The Pour ‘Em Party in New York came and went, and we still don’t know what hit us. Jews and their admirers mingled, danced and got seriously naughty on the holiday no one really knows anything about, except for the drinking and the nakedness. Check out more photos from the event in our gallery, and...

Need a Greeting Card for Valentine’s?

Sarah Silverman’s got your back . . . Via Comedy Central Insider

This Week’s Tzitzit Special: Buy Five, Get One!

The most random shit pops up on Google Ads. Just this morning, a notice about the IDF-tzizit appeared: "The best gift for Bar-Mitzva boys [sic] . . . a quality tank top in a green Tzahal uniforms color with the symbol of Tzahal on it." And get this: They’re offering a "buy five, get one"...

“Forest Hills State of Mind”: A Jewish Rap Parody That Doesn’t Suck

Almost all Jewish rap spoofs make me want to convert to Christianity and side-hug like a mug. This one, however, does not put us all to total shame. Comics Billy Eichner and Rachel Dratch put the Jewburbia twist on Jay Z’s “Empire State of Mind.” I’m not saying it’s fantastic, but it is watchable.

U.S. Soldiers Shake Down Fellow Troop for “Jew Gold”

I have no idea where these troops are stationed or what their mission is, but it looks like these meatheads were inspired by Eric Cartman to pat down the token kosher kid for his Jew boy treasure. (Goddamn, this brings back shitty high school memories.)

From the Inbox: “God is a Deep Fryer”

(full correspondence after the jump) Sometimes we get pitches so stellar, we can’t not fuck with them. In this case, it seems a Heeb employee named D. Fisher (apparently fronting as our beloved Israeli folk singer) kept up an email thread with writer Adam (last name removed). This future Pulitzer Prize winner would like to...