This Week’s Tzitzit Special: Buy Five, Get One!

The most random shit pops up on Google Ads. Just this morning, a notice about the IDF-tzizit appeared: "The best gift for Bar-Mitzva boys [sic] . . . a quality tank top in a green Tzahal uniforms color with the symbol of Tzahal on it." And get this: They’re offering a "buy five, get one" special.

It’s hard not to get stoked about such a deal, right? Now you can assert both your faith (tzizit) and your allegiance to the Israeli Defense Forces (Tzahal) at the same time! Plus, the word "Tzahal" kinda makes me think of this:

What do you think?

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  1. Anonymous

    Google may pay heed. “Level of community support is certainly one supra parts of the factors we’re considering,” says a Google spokesman who Reply

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