Author Schmaltzy the Cat

Matt Damon Can't Stand Being Apart from Ben Affleck (Seriously? OMG! WTF?) A 56-year-old Virgin?! (F-Listed) What Would Happen If You Fell Through the Earth, and Other Burning Questions (MentalFloss) 5 Ways to ...

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AlwaysPartying: Jewish Beef Brisket (Always Hungry) Happy Park(ing) Day! (Gothamist)So, is Moby Dick the Man or the Whale? (Agent Bedhead) The U.S.M.C. Have Big Boats with Big Motherfuckin' Guns on 'Em (The Dai...