Urban Kvetch: Whole Foods Etiquette

Whole Foods Etiquette
You pick up a vegan oatmeal date scone with your bare hands, consider it and then put it back. You turn around and I glare at you, hating you for making me reconsider every scone I’ve ever consumed from this store (lots). I want to tell you such behavior is unacceptable. Instead, I remain quiet, wondering if I can make it to the Whole Foods across town before it closes.

JACKIE LEVENTHAL
WASHINGTON, D.C.
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