Last night, members of the nation's biggest urban food cooperative voted on whether to hold a referendum on the sale of Israeli goods. Hilarity ensues.
A whole lot of fans had envisioned that a Broncos victory would herald the Second Coming of Christ. Jews were starting to have their own Second Thoughts.
The ICM Registry, responsible for the new Internet top level domain .XXX, is preventing the purchase of Jewish.XXX and other terms deemed "culturally significant" by ICANN's Government Advisory Council.