Jews Stick It to Jesus Again

This past weekend’s NFL results were a mixed-bag for Jewdar. On the one hand, coming from Wisconsin (home to the new Miss America), Jewdar was disappointed by Green Bay’s loss to a team that calls itself the New York Giants but plays in New Jersey. (Let’s face it–the Giants and the Jets are like the Jews for Jesus of the NFL.) On the other hand, in what may have been the most important game of the millennium, the Patriots beat the Broncos. What made the stakes of this so high? Well, in the last few weeks, a whole lot of fans had envisioned that a Broncos victory would herald the Second Coming of Christ, and Jewdar can attest that not a few Jews were starting to have their own Second Thoughts. Not only has Tebow been crucified (well, maybe not crucified, but 45-10 is pretty damn close), but it was done by the Patriots, owned by Yiddishe macher Robert Kraft. Final Score: Jews 2, Jesus 0.

What do you think?

About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

4 Responses


    any way you slice it, Jesus is laughing. And that’s my very humble jewish opinion. GO PATS!

  2. karl

    Yeah if Jesus was coming back, you’d Jews would like and want to crucify him again, wouldn’t ya? Wouldn’t ya? Ya dirty, filthy Jews! :)


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