The Breast Advice Insurance Can Buy

An Israeli insurance company, Meuhedet, has published a booklet designed to educate patients on “special women’s cancer.” That’s because breast cancer is too titilating of a name to be used in haredi communities. Ovarian, uterin, and cervical cancers were offended by the euphemism, protesting, “What? We aren’t special?!”

The totally unfunny part is that at-risk women aren’t getting the facts. Not only is the affected body part never mentioned, there are also no accurate drawings to explain how to do a breast self-examination. With breast being the most common form of cancer in Israel affecting 4,000 new female patients and 50 new male patients a year, perhaps some women out there would rather know the risks and live? Then again, there are fragile male minds to think of.

How can these men take this problem seriously if they’re too busy getting aroused by such sexy terms? Yes, a part of me understands the need for the word substitution. Cancer is a serious matter, and I for one can’t hear the word breast without tittering like a school girl. If Meuhedet Insurance wants people to take cancer seriously, they have to treat it seriously. They can’t have patients getting distracted by tantalizing terms and provocative medical diagrams. We’re all safe from the filth for now, but if terms like breast begin to pop up,  it’s bound to be the old slippery slope to medically accurate pornography–and immodesty is far more dangerous than cancer could ever be.

What do you think?

About The Author

SASS

Megan Sass is a natural redhead. She is also a writer, actor, and Hebrew School teacher. Turn-ons include: Boxer Dogs, Falafel, and Fanboys (especially those residing in the capital of the DC Universe). You can follow her on twitter at @Megan_Sass.

5 Responses

  1. David Rey Martinez

    Great article Miss Sass. And I hope the insurance company and you growup to be able to hear the word breast and not starting to laugh or to play with ones self. But I have a question for you why do we need to know your a natural red head?

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  2. SASS
    SASS

    Hector: I got too angry to finish reading that article.

    David: I say it upfront so as to avoid getting questions about it. AHEM.

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  3. Hector Mejia

    Megan, I too felt the same way reading that article but pressing on I found I appreciated the fact that the writer didn’t waste the opportunity to show the perversity and idiocy of what these men did by presenting the fact that Judaism does not stand for what they do

    – “both the Talmud and the later codes of Jewish law…does not tell women that men’s sexual urges are their responsibility…but that men’s sexual urges are their responsibility.” –

    I am an optimist at heart – and in cases like these I believe things will get worse before they get better but they will get better. My hope lies in the Israeli government mandating stricter laws to protect women from religious misogyny and if possible, a contemporary women’s/men’s movement dealing with and addressing these issues.

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  4. Becca

    This article is a perfect example of why I will never convert no matter how Jewish my soul.

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