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Eli Belly Crosses the Line

Eli Belly Crosses the Line

Heeb welcomes Eli Valley to the family of Jewish satirists who have been condemned by the Anti-Defamation League.
Park Slope Votes 'No' on BDS Vote

Park Slope Votes ‘No’ on BDS Vote

Last night, members of the nation's biggest urban food cooperative voted on whether to hold a referendum on the sale of Israeli goods. Hilarity ensues.
Jüdischerspooner: Jewrhythmics Take Yiddish Revival to the Next Level

Jüdischerspooner: Jewrhythmics Take Yiddish Revival to the Next Level

Jewish hipsterdom has just been pwn3d. And it is the greatest. thing. ever.
"Shit Christians Say to Jews"

“Shit Christians Say to Jews”

Bravo to Allison Pearlman & Phil VanSpronsen for their spin on the "Shit Girls Say" meme.
Matisyahu Kicks a Woman in the Face

Matisyahu Kicks a Woman in the Face

"No shaving" isn't the only rule Matisyahu seems to have moved beyond in his post-Hasidic phase. The newly shorn singer also seems to have abandoned dictums against kicking people in the face.
Jewish.xxx too Titillating for Government's Taste

Jewish.xxx too Titillating for Government’s Taste

The ICM Registry, responsible for the new Internet top level domain .XXX, is preventing the purchase of Jewish.XXX and other terms deemed "culturally significant" by ICANN's Government Advisory Council.
The Beard That Grew in Fear of God

The Beard That Grew in Fear of God

A day after the shave that shook the earth, Matthew "No Alias" Miller went on WNYC to explain the neurotic pathology that kept his face imprisoned in its own hair for over a decade.
Irrefutable Fact: Jews Contribute To Anti-Semitism

Irrefutable Fact: Jews Contribute To Anti-Semitism

Watch this video. Then try saying Jewish people do not directly contribute to anti-Semitism.
Matisyahu Comes Clean

Matisyahu Comes Clean

The artist formerly known as Matisyahu has given up his beard and, it seems, all pretenses of Orthodoxy. Was the new Maccabeats video the final straw?