The Great Schlep, the 2008 project to mobilize the liberal Jewish vote by having Jewish college kids schlep their grandparents out to the polls for Obama, is back for the 2012 campaign season. This time Sarah Silverman has an indecent proposal for Mitt Romney’s sugar daddy, Jewish billionaire Sheldon Adelson: a little scissor action.
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Daniel Sieradski is a writer, web designer, new media producer and Heeb's resident Digital Strategist. He is also the founder of Occupy Judaism, ProgressiveJews.org, Jew It Yourself, Jewschool.com and a billion-and-one other digital age Jewish ventures. He has been called "a major figure of the Jewish Internet world" by the Forward, which counted him among the 2010 Forward 50, and a "professional thorn in the side of the American Jewish establishment" by Haaretz.
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18 comments
UncleTroska
Jul 16, 2012
2/10, would not bang.
thankucomeagain
Jul 17, 2012
also would not bang.
Steve
Jul 18, 2012
No wonder Jimmy Kimmel dumped her. She’s completely classless, and hardly a role model for young Jewish women.
David Exman
Jul 19, 2012
I’m sure she’s just trying to communicate down to a level that Sheldon Adelson would understand. See, it’s a joke…. see?
Wiglett
Jul 19, 2012
Adorable dog! I’d spoon and snuggle that dog too! (But not scissor)
bernhardt
Jul 19, 2012
……..and of course if you vote for Obama you’ll have 4 more years of this crap instead of real issues . Marshall McLuhan was right. the vessel is more important than the content . She is a very good looking woman but …….phew !!!! and Obama wears an awfully nice but empty suit
Yakom
Jul 19, 2012
Lighten up and get a sense of humor! If you are frum you probably shouldn’t be looking at heeb anyway.
Ben
Jul 19, 2012
what, you guys would rather keep using your bubbe’s stockings?
-Sheldon
Brian Koppelman
Jul 19, 2012
Wouldn’t bang with broom handle dipped in poo.
Kristi Kaylor
Jul 19, 2012
Would totally scissor her!
Adam
Jul 19, 2012
Sarah is a disgusting, low life, self hating Jew. She is an embarrassment to all of us, let’s simply boycott her shows, movies, and everything else she does, don’t go to her pathetic shows, don’t write about her, just DON’T do it…and the best part of it is that it’s easy, cause she is simply NOT funny.
Uncle Andy
Jul 19, 2012
Oy! That poor girl. And that little dog looks like the unhappiest dog in the world. She’s a decent girl, I’m sure. Maybe she could use a little guidance, a little education in manners, in politics but not in comedy. That she should have given up long ago. In comedy you got it or you ain’t. She ain’t.
jim
Jul 19, 2012
she’s hot and i like her!
Lance
Jul 20, 2012
Love her. If your are offended by her humor I pity you. Her being Jewish does not define her nor does her comedic career. Her actions define her. I’d scissor her in a heartbeat.
Ben
Jul 20, 2012
Honestly, if you don’t understand and appreciate the levels of her humor, you might as well just focus on her body and walk away like little bitches. I mean, this is no cosmic revelation, but for Christ’s sake if you don’t get it just admit and find a picture of Natalie Portman or Mélanie Laurent.
Teddy
Jul 20, 2012
“Love her. If your are offended by her humor I pity you. Her being Jewish does not define her nor does her comedic career. Her actions define her. I’d scissor her in a heartbeat.”
+1 !
neilbob
Aug 25, 2012
total bangable…i would (dont like her support of obama)spank her first!!
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