My one friend was like, "I'm happy. I got my job. I'm a young professional paying my bills." And it's like, yeah, but you're desperately lonely and you feel a deep sadness, and that's OK.
Admit it. It's kind of awesome that we're not celebrating Christmas. While all your Gentile friends will spend the last few weeks of December going nuts over what to get and how much to spend, we'll already be ...
Apparently, Pineapple Express’s gunsmoke did not fulfill Seth Rogen's boyish fantasies, and so he is back as the gun-toting, newspaper-publishing crime fighter, The Green Hornet. Looks like he lost some weight,...