What’s Wrong With You: Tips for a Guilt-Free, Vegan-Accessible, Harmonious Holiday
Whether it's your family, friends or cell-phone provider challenging your gratitude this year, we have the solutions to your dilemmas. With special guest artists!
What’s Wrong With You: A Good Jewish Woman is Not Hard To Find, Unless You Have a Problem with Them
Does your Jewish girlfriend have strong opinions she likes to foist on your friends, or are Jewish women too bold for you generally? After a too-long hiatus, our advice columnist returns to counsel the complaining.
What’s Wrong With You: In-Laws, Gratitude, And Sex On Thanksgiving
Can newlyweds still have sex when their parents come for a visit?
What’s Wrong With You: Screaming is Good, Silence Revealing
The joys and benefits of shouting, and why some people won't tell you who does their hair.
What’s Wrong With You: Get the Dog Out of the Bed and the Neighbor’s Vibrator Out of Your Head
Why you shouldn't feel obliged to indulge a dog fetish, and what not to do upon receiving a sex toy meant for the crush next door.
What’s Wrong With You: Guilt is Everywhere, Karma Harder to Find
Yom Kippur advice for shushing your mother in the pews, and not viewing mundane mishaps as God's wrath.
Ginjew Files: 6 Reasons Redheads Should Avoid Extremist Religious Groups
According to Breitbart.com, an exorbitantly large number of converts to radical Islam are redheads. Is it true? Who knows? But if so, here's 6 reasons why gingers should avoid extremist Abrahamic religious movements.
What’s Wrong With You: Philandering Jews, Bewildering Breasts
She's back! Judith advises Heeb readers on whether Jewish men have a harder time keeping it in their pants, and the proper level of schadenfreude when bombarded with Facebook photos of fake breasts
Using Quotes From Deadly Dictators To Sell Things
After an Alabama-based church group ran an ran a billboard featuring a charming quote from Adolf Hitler (...seriously), we wondered what other dictators' inspirational quotes could be used for product publicity.
Jeffrey Goldberg Wants Your Parents To Get Stoned And Screw In The Kitchen
Go wild with The Atlantic's advice columnist.
What’s Wrong With You: Not a Special Valentine’s Day Edition Because Valentine’s Day Isn’t Special
What do a besotted employee, a hesitant fiancée and an anti-porn girlfriend have in common? They're all letting Cupid mess with their heads.
