An open letter to Lady Gaga
You are talking to an infant that does not even exist yet, and you are saying stuff about washing its non-existent feet with your hair and being a prostitute wench. And, to be honest, it's making me uncomfortable.
Former Heeb 100-er Opens photo show in D.C. Synagogue: Jews say it’s Jewy Enough
Worth the trip to our nation's capital.
Chosen Music: Avi Buffalo
Avigdor Zahner-Isenberg, lead singer of Avi Buffalo, has a bubbie. And yes, she likes his song, Summer Cum...
CBS Journalist Sells Weed to Make a Living
And I thought that alcohol and cigarettes were the drugs of choice for journalists.
The Genital Mutilation So Nice, You Have to Get it Twice
Haifan babies groan in unison when they learn their mohel fucked up their circumcision.
ADL Continues Its Campaign Against Dollar Signs, Foxman Cashes in
The Anti-Defamation League is now rallying against Pink Floyd bass player, Roger Waters.
Chosen Books: Drinking at the Movies
Drinking at the Movies is blunt and immature and a pleasure. With any luck, Drinking is indicative of only more great graphic memoirs to come from this talented young cartoonist.
Cow Attacks Northern Israel, No Known Terrorist Link
You eat veal one time and the cows get pissed off.
Unchosen Pickles: Horman’s Authentic New York Deli Pickle
And it's not just because Guss' is an advertiser.
Test Your Jew IQ
Impress your friends with your Jewish erudition with Heeb's series of "Pick Six" games.
Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer Care About Things to Get a Man, It Doesn’t Work
In a not so subtle bit of anti-intermarriage propaganda, Broad City proves that Jewish girls should not trust in gentile boys.
