Say it Ain’t So, Gwyneth
So tonight Jewdar is all set to watch the truly remarkable Waltz with Bashir, and a trailer comes on for a Jewquin Phoenix/Gwyneth Paltrow (whose Abrahamic ancestry is sufficiently well-known to need no dazzlin...
Still Don’t Believe in Modern Love
Maybe Christina Raines should write a "Modern Love" column--it could possibly be entitled "Fatal Attraction."Christina Raines is a 23-year-old Illinois resident who is dating--nay! engaged t...
Fruit Loops
This is probably my favorite internet game ever made. FRUIT MYSTERY will likely cause the player to have epileptic glory spins, but it's probably worth it. (Thanks to Goodjobbbbbbb)...
Looney Tunes
Yay! Another album of hilarious joke songs penned by a Jew is on the horizon! Andy Samberg, of Saturday Night Live fame, and his music crew--the Lonely Island--will be releasing "Incredibad" on Februa...
That’s So Eno
All right, we admit, we're always pleased when a celebrity says something nice about Israel, but can the rest of them please shut up, already? I mean, if Bono doesn't condemn Israel, what makes you think you ca...
“Allahu Akbar” Isn’t Part of Most Wedding DJs Repertoires
At a Long Island Jewish wedding, a waiter who was allegedly rebelling against his pastor, got wiggety wack on the mic when he blasted allahu akbar ("God is Great) in Arabic. Obviously it scared the bejesus...
Loose on the Forty-Deuce
Anyone prove they love Israel by showing up to the Israel Day Parade on a sunny summer day. But several thousand of us who really, really love the Jewish state were out in force on Sunday on 42nd Street, showin...
That’s Rabbi Oldman To You
With an 11 percent "fresh rating" on Rotten Tomatoes, The Unborn, David S. Goyer's horror flick loosely-based in Jewish mysticism, is by all accounts a cinematic abortion.Apparently, the story revolve...
For the Jobless Jewish Woman
Check out this Craigslist ad from Jewish Blessing, LLC--it's an urgent cry for Jewish ladies across the land to sell their eggs to infertile couples for a whopping $8,000. So come on ladies, stimulate the econo...
It’s Not Easy Being a Christian Conservative These Days
FIrst, a Black President. Next, a Black Jesus.Sascha Baron Cohen's upcoming film, Bruno, reportedly introduces us to a character named "Jesus," a black model who wears a loincloth. Apparently, religio...
No Sleep Til Brooklyn
Despite having loads more important things to do last night, I made time to tune in to the premiere episode of the Real World: Brooklyn. This time around, eight strangers are picked to live...in a waterfront l...
