UK Celebrity Terror Watch
Reports emerged yesterday alleging Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson have been added to a "terror target" hit list made in reaction to the current conflict in the Gaza region. The online forum Ummah is ci...
It’s The Little Things
The US Army recently sent out oh, 7,000 letters to families that lost a daughter or a son in Iraq beginning the note with, "Dear John Doe." This wildly insensitive fuck-up is infuriating. Who can we b...
Myq Kaplan Interviews Shane Mauss: What Do You Think About Jews?
This segment of "What do you think about Jews" features Myq Kaplan interviewing Shane Mauss, a hilarious comedian originally from Wisconsin, a land with one million cheeses for every zero Jews. Thanks for a...
My Afternoon with Courtney Love
Among the various CDs gracing my Sony 10-disc CD changer in 1994 was Hole's Live Through This. The highly addictive track, nay, anthem, "Miss World," might as well have been on a continuous loop—I listened to i...
Judaism in the Age of Digital Reproduction
How pleased will Sarah Silverman be when she finds out that a press photo she had taken two years ago is gracing the covers of not one, but two, crappy Jewish pop cultural knock-offs this month? When she posed ...
Obama “Just Too Good”
I smell a coverup. The Chicago Tribune recently blew the lid off of the suppression of a 2001 episode of Chicago restaurant review show "Check, Please!" featuring none other than OUR FUTURE PRESIDENT...
Somebody Call a Doctor
A video, which aired on MSNBC, intending to raise awareness of the peril in which Israelis live, has recently come under scrutiny. Apparently, a shot of an Israeli town being hit by a rocket was doctored. This ...
Come, As Thou Cam’st A Thousand Times
Guess what: love lasts forever. Nevermind the katrillion divorces that occurred in the last two seconds and forget the trillion breakups that you've been through just this month. Stony Brook University says it ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Obey "God," Kill Ginsberg
You inch closer to Ginsburg with the pillow. She's sleeping like a baby. Just as you're about cover her face, she's awakened by a commercial for Carnival Cruise. Her eyes widen at t...
_Heeb_ Presents:
You Look in the Closet
You open the closet door and much to your surprise you find
yourself face-to-face with Vice President Cheney.
"Vice President Cheney, what are you doing here?"
A startled Cheney...
_Heeb_ Presents:
You Push the Button
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You take a deep breath and push the button, your hand shaking more than you thought it would.
"What the—?" you mutter as the White House garage door opens.
"Gotcha!" Rumsfeld r...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Stand Up to Cheney
Cheney's crooked, maniacal grin shifts ever so slightly into a crooked, maniacal scowl.
"Uh-oh," he says. "Looks like I'm about to have another unfortunate hunting accident."
Ill...
