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Spiegelmania

McSweeney’s has released a short film inspired by Art Spiegelman’s newest collection of comics, BE A NOSE! This is the first time in history Spiegelman has been animated. Father of the beloved Garbage Pail Kids and a Pulitzer-prize winner, Spiegelman’s recent Heeb interview sheds light on the master in his studio.

_Heeb_ Hundred Opening in Jackson Hole, Wyoming

In an effort to reach out to every last Jewish person in America, the _Heeb_ Hundred is making a trek to the powdery mountaintops of Jackson Hole, Wyoming, where a bustling community of three Jews live among the throngs of Gore-tex -clad ski bunnies and sun-charred ski instructors. The _Heeb_ Hundred photography exhibit is making...

Steve Martin: Banjo Man

In conjunction with his latest movie, Steve Martin has released an original bluegrass album titled, "The Crow: New Songs for the Five-String Banjo." I am generally opposed to any actor crossing over into musical career, but there is something very endearing about this project. I would like to believe this is his apology for the...

I Am A PC

Microsoft’s Songsmith program was created to score songs to match your voice. There are many, many, many levels of wrongdoing going on in this B.I.G. songsmith’d video. Does Bill Gates even pay attention to what his company makes anymore? Then again, this is the same guy who unleashed a swarm of mosquitoes at the TED...

Parties On Paper

For those that relished zines in their salad days, Trinie Dalton has produced a tasteful collection of mythical miscellany. MYTHTYM compiles the best work from her previous zines on Werewolves, mythical beings, and the natural world. But best of all, this volume includes an entirely new, 100-page body of work on the theme of mirrors....

Googly Eyes

We have always known that Google is watching. Recently, their Orwellian mini-van made venison out of an innocent deer. Their newsmaking doesn’t end there. Google Earth’s international crime fighting cape waves majestic! The AP reports: Police said the find was part of a bigger investigation that led to the arrest of 16 people and seizure...

Some Meat on Your Bones

In the wake of the National Bacon Explosion, an Esty store is peddling an eerily perfect bacon scarf. They describe the swine swath: "The scarf is a bumpy rectangle bacon shape, and it measures approximately 41″ x 9.5″ at its narrowest near the middle and 11″ at its widest near the ends. It looks like...

Sweet Land of Liberty

Senator Boehner, House Minority Leader, suggests that we throw Gitmo detainees into San Francisco’s national park, Alcatraz. According to Senator Boeher, "If liberals believe they ought to go, maybe we ought to open Alcatraz." And with that, the GOP has finally gone bananas.

Fruit Loops

This is probably my favorite internet game ever made. FRUIT MYSTERY will likely cause the player to have epileptic glory spins, but it’s probably worth it. (Thanks to Goodjobbbbbbb)

It’s The Little Things

The US Army recently sent out oh, 7,000 letters to families that lost a daughter or a son in Iraq beginning the note with, "Dear John Doe." This wildly insensitive fuck-up is infuriating. Who can we blame for this? These marvels.

Come, As Thou Cam’st A Thousand Times

Guess what: love lasts forever. Nevermind the katrillion divorces that occurred in the last two seconds and forget the trillion breakups that you’ve been through just this month. Stony Brook University says it is out there and although the findings seem totally inconclusive, I’ma gonna believe it. I’m also buying tickets to Bride Wars on...

The Dirty Sanchez

Some supernerd hacked into the most boring of social networking tools, Twitter and made a funny. Cnet news reports that Rick Sanchez, honest newsman, got cyberpunk’d by a hacker. Oh noes! The popular anchorman isn’t "high on crack," as his twitter nefariously suggested today. But guess who has just as many Twitter followers and isn’t...