Isn’t That Adorable?
This is one of those links that someone sends to you and the end result is a little painful upchuck in the office trashcan. You then find the strength to go back and say, "Who else can I punish with this w...
Let’s Turn to the Text
Dear friends, I stand corrected! The iPhone has pointless dollar-suck applications AND pointless religious applications. For those of you that loathe anything in physical form (everyone), get your prayers texte...
Whistle Blowers
Obviously, the iPhone's primary use is to host a variety of pointless dollar-suck applications. If anyone pulls this out at midnight, knock it out of their hand and smash it. Happy New Year's!...
Bravehearts
This is the perfect thing to pass along to your gay-hating uncle. Or, to say, I don't know, MC Rick Warren. It's the perfect amount of mind-changing, tearjerking, guilt-inducing Flickr Prop 8 needs. In your fac...
Fun Folliculitis
Big Happie Hair will penis-pump your dome into eye candy. Apparently, all you need is a can of aqua-net and this plastic tubing and wah-lah. You've achieved Winehouse....
Devil’s Brew
In an effort to ruin terrible parties forever, some San Francisco asshole is sucking the life out of Sparks. From the press release: "A recently published study found that college students who mix alcohol ...
Cooking By The Book
First of all, there's a show called Lazy Town. I love that town. Secondly, this video mash-up of said town proves if you need a perfect song, just add Lil Jon. He's the living crazy salt of music. ...
Hiding That Candy
The very foxy, very funny artists Kalup Linzy and Shaun Leonardo lipsync to the 1930s NSFW radio ballad, Lollypop and god, they are good. ...
No One Is Loving This
The McNuggets were wet before you even got a chance to eat them. Keith Sweat is so turned on by these deep fried nasties that someone barely made a webpage at McDonald's to promote his dirty dreams. (Special, s...
He-r-r-r-r-r-r-e’s Larry
Who doesn't like to maximize life efficiency by viewing throw-away blogs all day long? Gabe Delahaye, the Dorothy Parker of the Internet, has an entire Tumblr dedicated to one joke about Curb Your Enthusiasm. A...
Donut Incubus
WHY is Paula Deen so hungry? The corpulent debutant is mind-fucking America with her food weapons. For further wretching, watch her "make love to her tater."...
Invisible Touch
Strangers touching strangers. This lovely collection of photos showcases years of awkward people posing spontaneously together, hands and feet nearly frottage-free. ...
