Stanky Panties
This is either the most bizarre or the most noble attempt at making the world a better place. Perfect for that special someone with IBS, Shreddies conceal the sweet stink of life, says some lady dental hygenist...
Miss Wormwood
Nothing like a good parasitic nightmare to brighten up your day! A woman who may have consumed undercooked pork or forgotten to have washed her hands post-potty time, grew a worm in her brain. ...
Toy Soldiers
In a horrifying headline, MSNBC claims that furbys are probably real and probably communicate with their tiny minds. These so-called pygmy tarsier's hands concern me. Are those THUMBS? ...
Recession Potatoes
Who doesn't want to watch a 91 year old woman cook and jaw a little about surviving the depression? Most devastating line: "I had to quit high school because I didn't have any socks." Allow Clara to s...
Gemeralds for sale
Finally. Finally, the government is going to sell me my drug dealer's jewelry. The entire country was just dying to know what happened to the Taz charm necklace that swung so daintily from the neck of my sweet,...
Winning the State of Montana
Cyrus the Great swished her magical equine hair around and wished for the greatest holiday present of all, Malia Obama. ...
Dirty Little Pretty Palin
The Republicans are pissing all over Mrs. Palin's burning corpse. With all the delicious gossip pouring out from every orifice of Fox News and Newsweek's tell-all on Palin's shower etiquette, one can't help but...
Main Street Treats
Canvassing in the Midwest over the previous week had its non-political perks—the experimental candy. The Great Plains happens to be America's nuclear testing grounds for terrible and marvelous candy. Our favori...
Rubber City Rock
Oh, Ohio! Our nation's fat girlfriend that forever cheats on us! As all eyes turn to the heartland during the eleventh hour of this election, let your worried ears fall on the Midwest bad boys of tasteful zombi...
Mahatma Gondry
Michel Gondry, along with Picturebox Books, has produced a primer for creative madness and crafty filmmaking titled, You'll Like This Film Because You're In It: The Be Kind Rewind Protocol. The book combines me...
