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Trouble With ‘Love’?

Despite causing a veritable media shitstorm, the last time we saw Courtney Love, mental and healthwise, she was doing pretty darn good. In fact, we even lauded her for " more in touch with herself than eve...
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Where Mad Men Meets Superman

Peep this brand new funny orDIE vidof Jon Hamm (aka: Mad Men's Don Draper) channeling his best Lex Luthor, who attempts to endear himself to Obamain hopes that the president will bailout hisflailing company,Lex...
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Fake-Tanning Now Found to Be Lethal

To us moreshallow (read: naive) folk, fake-tanning is a lot like dabbling in cocaine usage: You know it's hella bad for you but you go ahead and do it anyway.One more time is not gonna hurt anyone/thing, right?...
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Lindsay Lohan Flips Again

Lindsay Lohan has anillustrioushistory of flip-flopping.In the past two years alone she's replaced: cocaine with fake stints in rehab,wangs with muffs, and now, whatever-the-fuck-religion-she-is with Judaism. A...
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Kim Jong Il Has a New Lady Friend

No, not really. But he does in theabove video, a parody of those God-awful Eharmony.com commercials. LA-based comedian Danny Cho, who bears a striking resemblance to our favorite nuke-happy dictator, has been ...
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Gayest Oscars Ever!

Ok, I admit it: I saw the "Boy From Oz" on Broadway and loved it.I didn't care how tight Hugh Jackman's leggings were nor how faux-bronzed his skin looked. Icould watch him dance and twirl (and do jaz...
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Look Who’s Coming to Dinner

Dinner ForSchmucks is a Hollywood remake of the 1998 French hit Le Dîner de Cons (The Dinner of Idiots). In theFrench version, a pompous publisher and his similarly bombastic friends invite the most pitiful pe...