Look Ma, No Rush!
Some people want to save the environment. Others want to save starving children in Africa. And still others want to save Ferris Bueller. And finally, there are even other-others who want to save...Jewish delis?...
Spinal Tap Turns 25
The greatest fake band in rock 'n roll history is back. Well sorta.The perpetually herpied trio that makes up Spinal Tap--David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls--found it difficult to fill upeven the ...
Paris Hilton is Not Ricky Gervais’ British BFF
In an act of sheer wit and absurdity, Ricky Gervais wrote President Obama (otherwise known as O-Bombs) a letter--which is posted on his blog--the otherday petitioning for America to give up Victoria Beckham in ...
Fat/Unhygienic People Love Denny’s
Ever since that funny Denny's commerical aired during the Super Bowl, fat people, Texans and fat Texans (among othernoble American races)--Ican make this joke because I'm from Texas--have been queuing up in hig...
Madoff Hosts a Super Bowl Party
...on Saturday Night Live. Peep this funny SNL skit, which aired this past weekend,where ponzi-schemer/dickwad Bernie Madoff isattempting tohost aSuper Bowl party. From his prison cell...err...Park Avenue apart...
BREAKING NEWS: Brits Have Silly Vocab
To be sure, the reasons I heart the NYTare practically limitless, but there's one in particular that stands out: Theycan pretty much write about whatever the fuck they want, independent of relevance, timeliness...
_Heeb_ @ Sundance: A Recap
I just got backfrom Park Citylate last night. I'm f-ing exhausted and bleary-eyed, fo' shizzle, but I thought I owed you folks a recap of the fest. Here goes: Former Onion editor turned screenwriter Robert Sieg...
Is Beastiality the New Black?
As per last week's posting on Amazon reviewer Ari Brouillette, witty internet commentary is, in my (small and humble) opinion, the written word's most exciting unmined art form. That said, I've recently taken ...
DMX: Don’t Bend Over for the Bubble Bath
DMXmay belocked up in an Arizonaslammer, but he's found away to voice his grievances--namely, pink uniforms. Check outthis ridiculoustelevision interview whereMr. Crazy McLithium himself waxes nostalgic about t...
Who Is Ari Brouillette?
Ari Brouillette--if that's even his real name--writes amazingly hilarious bogus reviews on _Amazon.com_. According to his Amazon profile, Brouilette has been f-ing with Amazon customers for over five years now...
Goldman Globes?
There wereminimal surprises at last night's 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Comeback kid/perennial cokewhore Mickey Rourke snatched up theGlobe for Best Actorin a Drama while theHollywood/Bollywood tour-de-for...
No Sleep Til Brooklyn
Despite having loads more important things to do last night, I made time to tune in to the premiere episode of the Real World: Brooklyn. This time around, eight strangers are picked to live...in a waterfront l...
