Fat/Unhygienic People Love Denny’s

Ever since that funny Denny’s commerical aired during the Super Bowl, fat people, Texans and fat Texans (among othernoble American races)–Ican make this joke because I’m from Texas–have been queuing up in high numbersfor the free promotionalGrand Slam breakfasttoday. (Ican’t recallthis much queuing since N’SYNC playedMSG in 2000.)

Somewere so excited, in fact,thatthey cast aside their morning rituals: Flores Franciso of Dallas revealed that "[She] didn’t even shower," rushing over to Denny’s ASAP this morning! Ewwwww, gross! Although she does have a point: You might want to shower after you go to Denny’s, if yaknowhatimean.

What do you think?