Fake-Tanning Now Found to Be Lethal

To us moreshallow (read: naive) folk, fake-tanning is a lot like dabbling in cocaine usage: You know it’s hella bad for you but you go ahead and do it anyway.One more time is not gonna hurt anyone/thing, right? Well, not anymore.Yesterday,a man at a South Carolinatanning salonjust narrowly escaped a burning tanning bed before it burst into flames.

Seriously, what is the world coming to? You can’t even go to a shitty suburban shopping mall tanning salon anymore (and get that faux bronzy finish necessary for the pre-spring weather) without fearing for your life? Arghh.

What do you think?

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  1. karina

    holy crap. i’m going to think again before i get into one of those sun coffins. as if there aren’t enough skin cancer scares from those things. screw that. neutrogena self tanner is the way to go.

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