Mazel Tov to Ted & Gracie!
In addition to humidity and the perpetual sound of construction, love is in the air in New York City....
Heebonics: Schnorrer
schnorrer, shno'-rer
noun
(Yiddish)
a beggar or sponger
After stealing half a bottle of Scotch in one of Germany's finest hotels, the schnorrer rationalized that it was the least that he deserved even tho...
Haiku Jews: Con Man Glenn Beck Gets Roasted
Mik Moore, co-founder of the Great Schlep, the 2008 initiative that encouraged young Jews to visit their grandparents in Florida and encourage them to vote for Obama, is at it again. This time, his target is Gl...
Poles Fail to Show Their Metal: Hock Auschwitz Sign
The "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign hanging over the entrance to Auschwitz has been stolen. According to AFP, former Polish President Lech Walesa decried the theft of the sign and said he hoped it was only &...
Donna Feldman Cover Completes German Reconciliation With Terrible Past
Last year, she posed as "Miss Shvat" in the first-ever Jewish swimsuit calendar, this year she's on the cover of November's edition of Maxim Germany. Though you might like her a lot better with a copy...
Steven Spielberg, Take a Meeting With Sebastian Silva While You Still Can!
(Watch the Trailer After the Jump) Sebastian Silva's Sundance award-winning feature The Maid is now playing in select theaters throughout the U.S. and garnering more and more critical praise from the most disce...
Piven’s Ex-Assistant Calls “Bullshit” on Mercury Poisoning
Now that Jeremy Piven's fishy tale is safely off the hook--an arbitrator ruled in Piven's favor in the dispute with the producers of Broadway's Speed-the-Plow over his departure from the play--I suppose it wo...
New York Yankees Acquire Jew: Now Even More Hated
We might make fun of Jews obsessed with Jews in professional sports, but we're not immune from the affliction. From the Twitter of ESPN and NY Times baseball analyst Tyler Kepner: The New York Yankees have acq...
Exclusive Interview: Marcy Playground, One Time Whore of The Music Industry
By Jeremy WilliamsRemember that song "Sex and Candy" from, like, 1997? Of course you do—it was on such heavy rotation that it's pretty much burned into the hippocampus (watch the video after the jump). Well, ge...
The IMDB of Jewish Film Launches Today
By J. GefiltefishToday makes the launch of the San Francisco Jewish Film Festival's New Media Initiative. Backed by Stephen Spielberg's Righteous Persons Foundation, along with the Charles H. Revson Foundation,...
The _Heeb_ Last-Minute Father’s Day Guide
Congrats! You managed to get through Mother's Day relatively unscathed (even if you did walk in on your mom wearing Dreidel Hustler's gift, yikes!). Well, you're not out of the woods yet--next up on the obligat...
