Stand Up to Cheney
Cheney’s crooked, maniacal grin shifts ever so slightly into a crooked, maniacal scowl.
“Uh-oh,” he says. “Looks like I’m about to have another unfortunate hunting accident.”
Illustration by Angela Dominguez
Staring into the loaded barrel of your own mortality and knowing that your seconds on this earth are dwindling, you try reasoning
with the ogre.
“Vice President Cheney. . .Dick. . .you can’t do this. . .I’m the President,” you plead.
“You were the President,” replies Cheney and the VP shoots you in the face. Within hours, Cheney declares himself “President for Life,” launches an attack on Iran and sells Alaska to Halliburton for $100. That night on FOX, Sean Hannity labels Cheney’s actions “a bold and muchneeded initiative.”
The End.
(Want another shot at presidential glory? Start over.)
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