Gratuitous Jewess: Melissa Weisman
In an effort to further your appreciation of the richness and renewed vitality of Jewish life among young people today, we give you the next chapter of our new installment, which we have aptly titled, ...
Sex, Drugs and Animal Rectums: Link Roundup
Nicotine flavored candy. Because children just shouldn't smoke.(Eidard)Israel now x-raying pets at the airport. Terrorists must now return to hiding bombs in their underwear and rectums. (Security Management) S...
Chosen Film: “Exit Through the Gift Shop”
If, as actor Rhys Ifans cheekily narrates, street art is "the greatest countercultural movement since punk rock," then the elusive figure known only as Banksy is Joey Ramone, Johnny Rotten and Malcolm...
Urban Kvetch: Israel Independence Day
You get the feeling that the party's almost over -- that it'll be a miracle if we make it to 63, that the great experiment has failed and total annihilation is imminent, and it's a feeling you're used to, only ...
Linking About You . . .
Guess Who's MMMBack!? (The Daily What) A Doodler's Death (Flavorwire) Dust Off That Rug, Ladies. Melissa Etheridge gets Divorced (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)Type O Negative's frontman flat line positive (BrooklynVega...
Stuff Tushies Hate: Summer Camp
Be sure to check out more gluteal abhorrences at StuffTushiesHate.tumblr.com....
Get Drunk on Middle-Aged Women: The Sex and the City Cocktails
In anticipation of the next Sex and the City movie (a.k.a. The Menopausal Mishaps of Four Chicks You Wish Would Just Die Already), some marketing company desperately tries to justify its existence in a bad econ...
Seagal’s Legal Woes
It's not easy being the living incarnation of a Buddha. According to Kayden Nguyen, doughy action hero Steven Seagal hired her as an "executive assistant" at his Louisiana home (above, without the hai...
A New Image for Michelle “Bombshell” McGee in Four Easy Steps
"Bombshell" McGee's public image makeover has, thus far, been a big tattooed fail. For some strange reason, America refuses to embrace its newest sweetheart. Things started off all right with that very public ...
The Internet Is a Dark Abyss: Holocaust Fanfiction
If you're not into anime and the whole wapanese (white Japanese) scene, you've probably haven't encountered a lot of fanfiction. Sexing up even the holiest of myths and icons, these trashy stories written by ev...
Takin’ A Link!
Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" Proves one man's "white trash" is another's "white treasure." (Death + Taxes) The Library of Congress is archiving every public tweet, ever. Plann...
The Real Culprit of the Church Molestation Scandals: Sexy Children?
In a valiant effort to protect the image of His Supreme Pontiffness, Church officials have taken to the offensive with a less-than-well-received PR blitz. Originally shifting attention to Jews, gays, and eve...
