Mosquerade

Jewdar returns with commentary on the latest uproar over the mosque in Lower Manhattan.

Geography Lesson for Haaretz

We don't know if the error is Iran's, or Haaretz's, but the Israeli paper's website recently reported that Iran is planning to send a relief ship to Gaza via the Caspian Sea. For those readers who aren't geeks,...
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Not So Golden Girl

Oh, Helen Thomas. Nobody really remembers why you mattered to begin with, but at some point, you simply became one of those institutions.  What a grand, old dame, what a great character.   But while we may not ...
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Gandhi He Ain’t

By this point, the blogosphere is all abuzz with word of Israel's efforts to interdict a ship bringing supplies to Gaza, and the story, we presume, is going to play as "Genocidal Israelis Massacre Peace Activis...
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A Muslim Miss USA: Rima Fakih

As many are doubtlessly aware, top spot at the Miss USA pageant went to our Ishmaelite cousin, Rima Fakih, from Michigan. Jewdar, of course, wishes Ms. Fakih (or can we say "Miss" in this context?) nothing ...
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The Trifecta

Jewdar wants to wish a Big Mazl to Elena Kagan on her nomination as Supreme Court Justice, which would bring the number of Chosen chosen for the bench to three, or one third of the total. What a country this i...
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Heebmagazine.com Relaunches

We’re sure that last week, when you sat down in front of your computer with your customary martini* and tub of Vaseline, you were horrified to find that Heebmagazine.com wasn’t there. We pray both that you forg...
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Seagal’s Legal Woes

It's not easy being the living incarnation of a Buddha. According to Kayden Nguyen, doughy action hero Steven Seagal hired her as an "executive assistant" at his Louisiana home (above, without the hai...
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Malcolm McLaren Meets His Maker

His name may not cacophonously shriek "Jew," but, in case the Jew-fro didn't give it away, punk impresarioMalcolm McLaren (seen above in younger, Jew-froier day), who just died at 64,was definitely a ...