Meeting of the Minds
We have no idea what this is all about, but for those of you who have ever wondered what would happen if the Lubavitcher Rebbe and Theodore Herzl planned a kiddush together, remember, if you can will it, it is ...
Backward: Authenticity and the Jewish Paper of Record
Don't get us wrong. Jewdar has been subscribing to The Forward for a long time. There's no shortage of good stuff in there that you can't get anywhere else (apparently, paying your writers a living wage brings ...
Jewdar’s Christmas Tradition
As a member of the Jew-controlled media, we're supposed to be on the front lines in the war against Christmas, and most of the time, we're okay with that. But even we in the Jewdar home are not completely immun...
Hey Bartender, Give Me a Vodka Gentile!
Every now and then something comes across the Jewdar desk that leaves us flummoxed. Latest on the list isKabbalah Vodka. According to what we've been able to ascertain, a Russian company called "EZ Protoco...
Top Ten Reasons for the Disappearance of the Auschwitz Sign
Update: The "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign has been recovered. Five men have been detained for the theft and it sounds like they stole it for financial reasons. Though an investigation is underway, it's sti...
Tootsie Rolls Go Kosher
Oh, foolish gentiles. Don't you realize that the only reason to abandon the true path of Torah and Mitzvos is to partake of your tasty treyf treats? If all your pagan delicacies were kosher, nothing would tempt...
The Invention of Shlomo Sand
As Humor Editor of America's Longest Running Jewish Sight Gag, Jewdar is not unaccustomed to being accused of providing ammunition to the enemies of Israel, the Jewish people and good taste in general. In those...
Yiddish for Schmendricks
Rarely has a short, seemingly meaningless piece of journalism sent Jewdar into such Hulk-like paroxysms of rage. We speak of a little bit offluff that appeared in last week's Forward,an inexplicably positive re...
Mishpoche From Another Planet
It's often been noted that Jews are aliens. What some people don't realize is just how apt that description is for at least some of the Tribe's more well known members. After the jump is a list of some Jewish l...
Before Live Nation, There was Sid Bernstein
We understand that not everyone can handle the fast, exciting pace of the Heeb LifestyleTM. Sure, you want to see a documentary with the last filmed interviews of both James Brown and Tito Puente, you want to s...
Lifeless Sales Sign of Continuing Recession?
After William Safire and Irving Kristol died, Jewdar thought that, according to the Law of Threes, Norman Podhoretz should start making his will. Well, Jewdar was right about the Law of Threes, the triumvirate ...
