Jewdar’s Christmas Tradition

As a member of the Jew-controlled media, we’re supposed to be on the front lines in the war against Christmas, and most of the time, we’re okay with that. But even we in the Jewdar home are not completely immune to the allure of the season, and thus, we find ourselves every Christmas eve with the lovely and talented Mrs. Jewdar and the little Jewdars, watching A Christmas Story. Not only is it the greatest Christmas movie ever made (sorry Zombie Jimmy Stewart, but you know it’s true), but its also one of the best movies about childhood ever made. What can we say? For a movie without any obvious Jews (although we’re pretty sure that Schwartz has a touch of the Torah-brush, and that Kyle Broflovski’s mom’s trademark "what what what" is taken from Schwartz’s mom), it’s pretty awesome. If the war on Christmas ever spills over into a Holocaust on Christmas, we promise you, A Christmas Story, you’ll always have a place in our attic.

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About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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