Tootsie Rolls Go Kosher

Oh, foolish gentiles. Don’t you realize that the only reason to abandon the true path of Torah and Mitzvos is to partake of your tasty treyf treats? If all your pagan delicacies were kosher, nothing would tempt us from the path. Well, you’ve given us Nutter Butters, Vitarroz Guava Paste, and Mentos (okay, only in Israel…for now). In another victory for the Holy Torah,it was announced a few weeks ago that Tootsie Rolls, Dots and other confections produced by Tootsie Roll Industries would soon be sporting the coveted OU. Of course this might cost them some business from the "boycott kosher food" crowd, but don’t worry, Tootsie Roll. We suspect that after the little Jewdars get their first taste, they’ll make sure that you won’t miss the loss.

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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