Swiss Miss: Bush Ducks Arrest by Skipping Jewish Dinner
George W. Bush cancels an appearance at a Jewish fundraising dinner in Switzerland for fear of being arrested for human rights violations.
Jewdar Designs a Glitzy, Vegas-style Gay Holocaust Museum
The crowning glory will be the “Room of Absence,” a world without gays—bad hair cuts, mismatched furniture, and the piece de resistance—a full scale Hollywood Squares board with an empty center square.
Holocaust Denier, Michael Santomauro, Puts the “Twit” in “Twitter”
Michael Santomauro, who runs the Holocaust Denial publishing company, "accidentally" emails his PTA Mailing list extolling the virtues of Holocaust denial literature.
Holocaust Museum Redux in HD, 3D and Plasma
Israel opens a new Holocaust Museum offering an ultra-glitzy multi-media approach to the Holocaust, complete with simulated death camp train ride, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising sound effects, and kick-ass Yellow Star laser light show..
YDLJ, Erin Stern, Still on Top
Hot Jewesses haven’t strutted away completely empty handed from pageants this past year.
At Least Palin Didn’t Say “Holocaust”
Normally, a politician being targeted unjustly would use the accusation of “Mccarthyism” or “Witch-hunting,” but since neither of those is viewed as a negative by Palin’s base, she couldn’t really throw them around, which leaves good ol' anti-Jewish persecution.
Here She Is…And She’s Available.
Far be it for us to claim that Jews own the media (they actually have a time-share with gays), but Jewdar finds it a bit curious that 5 years after the pageant was dropped from ABC, it just so happens that ABC picks it up again the year there’s a Jewish contestant...
Chinese Mothers are the New Jewish Moms
Yale study finds Chinese mothers are likely to produce a new strain of crappy comedians.
Say Che-ese
Would it have killed Roseanne to have said “Sure, I’m dressed like Che right now, but you should have seen what I did for Heeb.”
…And All He Got Was This Cheap Yellow Star.
And if ever there were a case that proved Vince Lombardi's maxim that "Winning Isn't Everything, It's The Only Thing," this is it.
Arthur Dietrich, Oleh V’Shalom
For a generation reared on Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, it may be hard to believe that there was once a time when TV was essentially judenrein
Jewdar Saves the Gays
Lesson: If Jewdar takes a dump on US policy, said policy gets changed overnight. DADT is gone. You're welcome.
