Top Ten Antisemitic Slurs of 2010
The Wiesenthal Center gets in on shtick with a top ten list of anti-semitic slurs.
DADT Is Gay
It seems to us that at the point at which Satanism is an officially recognized religion in the army, you can't really argue that letting gays in the military is sending the wrong message.
Leo Contemplates Removing Cap
Leonardo Dicaprio may be set to join the ranks of such luminaries as Ike Turner, Nell Carter, and Sammy Davis Jr. No, he’s not becoming black, sillies—he’s contemplating converting!
Dog Bites Man, Jonas Brothers Edition
What's up with the big nothing over new TSA measures? In Israel it’s simple. If you’re ascertained to be a Jew, you get through relatively quickly.
Crappy Hanukkah
8 years after Heeb transformed Jewish culture forever, do we really need to send Hanukkah cards with dancing hasidim, jokes about nagging bubbes, and JAPs talking about their nose jobs?
Small Claims
Think of how much more they could have made if, instead of filing false Holocaust claims, they just wrote false Holocaust memoirs.
The Jewish Daily Backward
Ultimately, whatever your feelings about intermarriage, the Forward's kvelling over Clinton lover, Mezvinsky is like the TMZ of wedding announcements. "Look, something is happening that is completely mundane and uninteresting--but it's being done by someone famous!"
Somebody’s Gotta Buy Retail
Germany has completed its payments on World War One reparations - 90 years later. Now all the country has to do is payback the damage for WWII - sounds simple.
Somebody Tell FDR
Marshal Philippe Pétain - French WWI hero - is a proven antisemite. Do you mean to tell me that people in the early 20th Century actually hated Jews?
All the Way to the Bank
Jewdar is going to refrain from the Holocaust joke, and instead, simply tell the good folks at the Wiesenthal Center to chillax.
