The Jewish Daily Backward

Let’s make clear that Jewdar has much love for The Forward.  But when they screw up, they screw up.  In this week’s issue, there was have a rundown of the Forward  50.  That’s the Forward’s list of Jews to watch out for (in the Sergey Brin way, not the Bernie Madoff way)—sort of like an underachieving Heeb 100.  Anyway, most of them are meritorious enough, or at least influential in some way, but clocking in as a very special guest-starring #51 was Marc Mezvinsky and his wife.  In case you were unaware, Mezvinsky is an investment banker, and the son of two former members of the US House of Representatives (whom the Forward, for some reason, describes as “Jewish immigrants” when they were born in Iowa and Pennsylvania, respectively).  All in all, he seems to be doing okay for himself.  So why is he mentioned in this prestigious company?  He married a shiksa.

Now, according to the Forward,  the wedding  “reinvigorated the intermarriage conversation for a new generation of Jews,”
“telegraphed to the world that Judaism has nothing to hide,” and ” “captivated the American imagination.”  Like a good wedding smorgasbord, this is the kind of drivel that leaves Jewdar at once slavering but unsure about where to start.  This is the thing that telegraphs that Judaism has nothing to hide?  In a world where Jews and Jewishness are omnipresent, is there anybody outside of the white supremacy movement that believes Judaism is hiding anything?  As for “captivating the American imagination,” we think that, even as omnipresent as Jewishness is, “the American imagination” is still not synonymous with “Jewish obsessiveness.”  And finally, since when does the “conversation” around intermarriage require reinvigorating?  The Jewdars have a perfectly vigorous conversation about it every Sunday morning, over the NY Times wedding section.  It goes a little like this:

“Oh, [insert name], you really let down the home team.”

“You’re going to abandon 3,000 years of tradition for that?” [Jewdar Note–You know that when Arthur Miller was marrying Marilyn Monroe, his dad probably took him aside and said “Arthur, your mother is very upset, but between you and me?  Niiiiiiiiiice.”]

“If you’re going to marry someone who looks like that Jewish, you might as well marry a Jew.”

And so on.  No reinvigorating necessary.

Now, we sincerely wish Mr. and Mrs. Mezvinsky nothing but the best. It’s the 21st century, and intermarriage is hardly something to get worked up over.  And that’s the point.  We certainly don’t expect The Forward to condemn an intermarriage.  But also don’t expect them to praise one either, particularly in such effusive terms.  Say what you will about the Heeb 100—maybe some of the people we’ve tapped haven’t exactly been Sammy Davis Jr., but at least they were recognized for doing something.   All Mr. Mezvinsky did was something that people do every day of the week, except that the bride in question is Chelsea Clinton.  That leads us to the observation made by Jewdar’s mother that this is a real betrayal of the Forward’s origins, not because it’s celebrating an intermarriage, but because it’s pandering to the rich and famous.

Ultimately, whatever your feelings about intermarriage, this kvelling over Mezvinsky is like the TMZ of wedding announcements.  “Look, something is happening that is completely mundane and uninteresting–but it’s being done by someone famous!”  For our money, the only trip under the chupah from 5770 that deserves public adulation is the Kushner-Trump affair, which showed that a nice, rich Jewish boy can fall in love with a hot shiksa, marry her, and still end up with a pious daughter of Israel (and did we mention she’s loaded?)

What do you think?

About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

7 Responses

  1. Lena Bilderberg

    “That leads us to the observation made by Jewdar’s mother that this is a real betrayal of the Forward’s origins, not because it’s celebrating an intermarriage, but because it’s pandering to the rich and famous.”

    That’s a great shtuch! You should have your Mom contribute more to your column more often.

  2. Independent Researcher

    Home run, Jewdar. And how about their celebration of Ike “My grandparents died in the Shoah but I will play on Y”K for a last place team in a meaningless game anyway” Davis?

  3. Mischa Khmelnik

    I am in a disagreement with you, my dad is jewish and my mom was not, she converted. We are like any other jewish family, actually my mom has a phd in hebrew studies and she speaks hebrew and my dad doesnt. The term shiksa, well i find that offensive. I am living in Mexico city right now and the jewish community here is so orthodox and stupid I think.

  4. jewdar

    Please read to the end, Mischa. As far as I’m concerned, a halachic convert is a Jew, pure and simple. And I’m not sure what there is to disagree with at any rate; I wasn’t condemning intermarriage, only sycophantic celebration of a particular intermarriage in The Forward.

  5. Mischa Khmelnik

    Ok well yes, I guess you are right, I mean I really do not understand why some jews condem intermarriage. My dad is from Milwaukee and my mom from Mexico city and the jewish in Mexico are so orthodox…I thought you were saying a little bit like the jews should only marry jews, and I mean XXI century! but well now that I understood that well the think is that you are so right, but only in the USA, because I am telling you Mexico is not that way…it sucks!

  6. jewdar

    Look, given my preferences, Jews (born or made) would only marry Jews (born or made). I also think they should not wear clothes that mix wool and linen, or eat porkchops, or watch saturday morning cartoons (on Saturday morning–Sunday is fine). but it is the 21st century, so I don’t need to write condemnations of it, any more than the Forward needs to write celebrations of it.

    But let’s not bicker–Milwaukee Jews (ask your father if he knows where Washington High School is; I grew up a block away)should stick together.

  7. Mischa Khmelnik

    I asked my dad about Washington HS… He just told me that is not a nice neighbourhood… So great that you are from Mke! I just went this summer to visit my grandparents…bayside.


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