No Mas, Abbas

Abbas may have gotten his PhD in History, but work like this reminds Jewdar why Oriental College in Moscow was considered a party school.

Stop It, You’re Killing Us!

We know that for a certain generation of young Jewish men, Ms. Portman was the n'est plus ultra of Jewish sex symbols. But retiring to be a stay at home mom? That's just too much!

Superman’s Faux Citizenship Flap

He's a Kryptonian who crashed on Earth, and was raised by Jonathan and Martha Kent--good people, salt of the Earth, and normally, good Americans, but there does seem to be one violation of American law they helped facilitate.

Osama Dead, Obama Said

As for the details, we'll find out over time (we're expecting a big spread in Martha Stewart Living about how you can make your house look like Osama's Abottobad Dream McMansion).