The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division.
He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.
We know that for a certain generation of young Jewish men, Ms. Portman was the n'est plus ultra of Jewish sex symbols. But retiring to be a stay at home mom? That's just too much!
He's a Kryptonian who crashed on Earth, and was raised by Jonathan and Martha Kent--good people, salt of the Earth, and normally, good Americans, but there does seem to be one violation of American law they helped facilitate.
As for the details, we'll find out over time (we're expecting a big spread in Martha Stewart Living about how you can make your house look like Osama's Abottobad Dream McMansion).
Jewdar wishes to wish the newly-wedded royal couple of William and Kate (heretofore to be known as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge) a hearty Mazel Tov.
According to recently released FBI files, the Jewish Defense League made shekels by issuing death threats to assorted rappers (including Shakur and Eazy-E), and then offering their "protection" for a fee.
Sure, when the gays said bupkis after Jewdar overturned "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," we were miffed, but hey, they aren't mishpoche (and we presume that at least they had some really good party to go to).