It’s been years since we’ve found the Material Girl’s love affair with celebrity Kabbalah remotely interesting, but recent, unconfirmed reports that in the wake of recent scandals embroiling the pseudo-Jewish center Madonna is flirting with the uber-Catholic Opus Dei have piqued our interest. First of all, because, according to this, back when Guy Ritchie was her guy, in keeping with her preference for kosher meat, she got him to get snipped.
Bad enough that the Brit had to get a bris to please his missus, but then not only do they break up, but she might be breaking up with Kabbalah. If that’s not adding insult to injury, we don’t know what is. The second thing is that this whole story has set our irony alert blaring at full blast. Madonna will do what she wants to do, but we hope she can take a little constructive criticism–if she’s really looking for a new religious attachment that isn’t embroiled in scandal, might we suggest something other than the Catholic Church?