Geography Lesson for Haaretz

We don’t know if the error is Iran’s, or Haaretz’s, but the Israeli paper’s website recently reported that Iran is planning to send a relief ship to Gaza via the Caspian Sea. For those readers who aren’t geeks, please see the map for amusement (the Caspian is the landlocked body of water just north of the Islamic Republic). Sadly, we suspect the error is with our guys, not Iran, but even the thought that there might be an Iranian ship sailing around the Caspian, searching fruitlessly for Gaza, puts a smile on Jewdar’s face.

What do you think?

About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

One Response

  1. Eliahu Gal-Or

    It was obviously a Joke, perhaps on those who would not get it as such.
    Until we (that’s us, Israel!)duly bomb their reactor and take all the flak from our supposed allied democracies for not having been nicer and converting to Islam instead and disappearing from the Divine menu, it might not be a joke after all, but just refer to rocket ships delivering explosive cargo just North of Gaza…


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