article placeholder

The Irish Bring Kosher Back

There's a reason the tribe has survived throughout the centuries. It's not solely because of our good looks and witty humor - our strong constitutions can be traced back to a selective diet. However, if you wer...
article placeholder

Who’s Your Daddy?

According to a piece in today's Times, a recent genetic study of Y-Chromosomes (those are the daddy ones, hence the title) in Spain suggests that some 20% of the population has Sephardi ancestry. Jewdar is abso...
article placeholder

Her Mother Should Be Proud

Thanks to Jewssip, it has come to our attention that Heeb covergirl Joanna Angel was just nominated for 14 AVN adult video awards. The nominations range from Best Solo Sex Scene and Best Double Penetration Scen...
article placeholder

He-r-r-r-r-r-r-e’s Larry

Who doesn't like to maximize life efficiency by viewing throw-away blogs all day long? Gabe Delahaye, the Dorothy Parker of the Internet, has an entire Tumblr dedicated to one joke about Curb Your Enthusiasm. A...
article placeholder

Donut Incubus

WHY is Paula Deen so hungry? The corpulent debutant is mind-fucking America with her food weapons. For further wretching, watch her "make love to her tater."...
article placeholder

This Just In

Long standing conflict ends as Israel returns lawn mower to Palestine. via The Onion...
article placeholder

Heebonics

Tushy-Shtup, noun, verb (from the yiddish "tuchis" and "shtup") 1. Anal intercourse. 2. To screw someone over. Al Gore produced a $100 million documentary and won an Oscar as well as the Nobel Prize, ...
article placeholder

Invisible Touch

Strangers touching strangers. This lovely collection of photos showcases years of awkward people posing spontaneously together, hands and feet nearly frottage-free. ...
article placeholder

Tushy Talk

Jewdar has been riding my ass lately, not because of its apple-shaped firmness, but because of the Heebonics entry I managed to finagle into our Politics Issue that apparently bastardizes Yiddish. Sorry Jewdar,...
article placeholder

Ponytail: The _Heeb_ Interview

Ponytail sound like a pop-punk pogo party. They have built a reputation for their ecstatic live shows. Their second album, Ice Cream Spiritual, is full of hyperactive, post-punk in over-drive --anthems that can...
article placeholder

_Scrubs_ Star Loves Him Some Israel

Now that 'Scrubs' star Zach Israel Braff is officially emancipated from TV series slavery, he's taking it easy. ("When you work on a television series, they own you.") Ha'aretz caught up with him whil...