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Pork Roast at the White House?

In one final slap in the face to the Jewish community, Mr. and Mrs. Bush sent out their Hannukkah party invitations to America's Jewish leaders with one small oversight. The front of the card, which announces a...
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Stanky Panties

This is either the most bizarre or the most noble attempt at making the world a better place. Perfect for that special someone with IBS, Shreddies conceal the sweet stink of life, says some lady dental hygenist...
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Crappy Holidays

The Onion recently released a line of Holiday cards "for people who don't send holiday cards." Among them, a card featuring two Jewish children with their noses pressed against a window, Little Match Girl ...
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First Middle East Comedy Festival

A comedy festival without Jews is like a Cher concert without gays--i.e. inconceivable. But however daunting a venture this may be, a group of bone-tickling Arabs are going to a take a heartfelt stab at it. Am...
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Hajj Podge

Like many, Jewdar has been bemused over the years by the assorted goi polloi who have immersed themselves in the pseudo-Jewish world of the kabballah. With word that Michael Jackson has become a Muslim, we hav...
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Miss Wormwood

Nothing like a good parasitic nightmare to brighten up your day! A woman who may have consumed undercooked pork or forgotten to have washed her hands post-potty time, grew a worm in her brain. ...
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Having a Ball

The other night, Neo-Nazis snuck into a Jewish cemetery in eastern Germany and hung a severed pig's head from the main gate. They also scribbled the phrase, "six million lies" (presumably in pig's blo...
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Happy Turkey Day from Sarah Palin

Watch this hilarious video of Sarah Palin giving an interview, completely oblivious to the turkeys be slaughtered behind her. It's been over two weeks since the election, and this womancontinues to be an unbea...
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Somme Kind of Wonderful

We at Jewdar apologize for our absence (can you people at least pretend to notice we were gone), but a freak accident left us with a fractured fifth metacarpal (that's a broken pinky knuckle for the vast majori...
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_Heeb_ November Music Picks!

Here's what's currently in rotation on the jewkbox here at _Heeb_ HQ:Deerhunter Microcastles/Weird Era cont.Kranky Records Deerhunter (pictured above) combines the sounds of Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine a...
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The Making of Sarah Silverman’s Demon Baby

Every wonder what the spawn of Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel might have looked like? Well, on her show The Sarah Silverman Show we can presume if she gets accidentally preggers and discovers this at nearly n...