An English woman has been asked to take down the Christmas lights and decorations that adorn the exterior of her family’s home. The explanation given by the uniformed housing worker who made the request: The ornamentation was "offensive to the community." Wondering what the uniformed housing worker’s next target will be? Us too. Here’s a...

This holiday season, don’t miss the opportunity to thrust your nuts between Hillary’s thighs or play with Bill’s curvy metallic phallus. The Clinton-themed nutcracker and corkscrew set is now available for $28.95. No word yet on the Rahm meat cleaver.

The other night, Neo-Nazis snuck into a Jewish cemetery in eastern Germany and hung a severed pig’s head from the main gate. They also scribbled the phrase, "six million lies" (presumably in pig’s blood) on a white sheet and hung it at the entrance. I say, forgive and forget. After all, it’s been a tough...

Juergen Gansel, a deputy in the Saxony State Legislature representing Germany’s National Democratic (Neo-Nazi) Party, has been flinging a little shit at the results of the historic 2008 American presidential election. In his recent press release, "Africa conquers the White House," Juergen asserts that President-Elect Obama and his multi-cultural following seek to demolish a remaining...

Wasting little time Wednesday, Barack Obama made a first move to assemble his administration, choosing Rahm Emanuel, the current Illinois Congressman to serve as White House Chief of Staff. If 2008 is to be remembered as a year of "change", it should also be remembered as the year minorities stormed the White House. As it...

Apparently, Hanukkah is now downloadable. Get the mobile menorah on your phone or iPod Touch, then use your finger to light the candles, control the candle burn rate, and watch the magical light. And if you misplace your re-charger, fret not: your phone will work for eight days without it.

Designer David Schiffrin has created a new line of "Barack Atah Adonai" T-shirts just in time for the final stretch of the 2008 Presidential Election. Schiffri will be donating a percentage of sales of the $30 shirt to the Obama-Biden campaign, which might just be the best available alternative to donating $30to the Obama-Biden campaign...

Barack Obama and John McCain square off tonight at Hofstra University for their third and final presidential debate. Speaking to a crowd of supporters at campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., on Sunday,McCain vowed to "whip" (yes, "whip") Obama’s "you know what"in Wenesday’s crucial debate. Should make for good television. Hopefully, Obama brings his spear.

For those of us who have been concerned for Israel’s safety as of late, fret no more. Israel has implemented a six-month trial program fusing science, security and, um, dog shit. Beginning this week, Tel-Aviv suburb Petah Tikva will be launching a program it hopes will unite communities, while helping to keep neighborhood streets clean...

As many of you know, the National Football League’s New York Jets and Giants will be playing in a new stadium beginning in 2010. Until today, German insuring Giant, Alliantz remained on the short list of those vying for naming rights to the field—the same Allianz which insured Auschwitz, contributed dutifully to the Third Reich...