Sack Religious
An English woman has been asked to take down the Christmas lights and decorations that adorn the exterior of her family's home. The explanation given by the uniformed housing worker who made the request: The or...
Return of the Clintons
This holiday season, don't miss the opportunity to thrust your nuts between Hillary's thighs or play with Bill's curvy metallic phallus. The Clinton-themed nutcracker and corkscrew set is now available for $28....
Having a Ball
The other night, Neo-Nazis snuck into a Jewish cemetery in eastern Germany and hung a severed pig's head from the main gate. They also scribbled the phrase, "six million lies" (presumably in pig's blo...
Sour Kraut
Juergen Gansel, a deputy in the Saxony State Legislature representing Germany's National Democratic (Neo-Nazi) Party, has been flinging a little shit at the results of the historic 2008 American presidential el...
Minority Report
Wasting little time Wednesday, Barack Obama made a first move to assemble his administration, choosing Rahm Emanuel, the current Illinois Congressman to serve as White House Chief of Staff. If 2008 is to be r...
Hanukkah 2.0?
Apparently, Hanukkah is now downloadable. Get the mobile menorah on your phone or iPod Touch, then use your finger to light the candles, control the candle burn rate, and watch the magical light. And if you mis...
Wearing Obama Your Sleeve
Designer David Schiffrin has created a new line of "Barack Atah Adonai" T-shirts just in time for the final stretch of the 2008 Presidential Election. Schiffri will be donating a percentage of sales o...
All Eyes on Long Island
Barack Obama and John McCain square off tonight at Hofstra University for their third and final presidential debate. Speaking to a crowd of supporters at campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., on Sunday,McCai...
Suspicious Packages
For those of us who have been concerned for Israel's safety as of late, fret no more. Israel has implemented a six-month trial program fusing science, security and, um, dog shit.Beginning this week, Tel-Aviv su...
Hit the Showers
As many of you know, the National Football League's New York Jets and Giants will be playing in a new stadium beginning in 2010. Until today, German insuring Giant, Alliantz remained on the short list of those ...
