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Jemaine to the Conversation

From the wacky Mormons who brought you Napoleon Dynamite comes 2009's Gentlemen Broncos, starring our fave FOTC-ordian, Jemaine Clement. F*** yeah! GB's catchy viral marketing campaign, which features Clement'...
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Hump Day Helper

Cheer up! This video of Snoop Dogg on Martha Stewart is the funniest thing I've seen all week. I nearly died when she tries to say "off da chizzle for shizzle."...
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Jewish Mafia Kingpin Dead

Ya'acov Alperon, the Don of Israel's largest crime family, was killed in a car bombing yesterday. He has previously survived two other car bomb attempts as well as a grenade being thrown at his home. It is not ...
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The Truth Behind Madonna’s English Accent

In breaking news Good Morning America finally explains to the nation the mystery behind Foreign Accent Syndrome, AKA the high-browing of Midwestern housewives and anglophiles like Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow. T...
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Now Crystal Clear

Since Dan Akroyd's digital endorsement for Crystal Head Vodka infested the Internet tubes, moviegoing boozehounds have been scratching their heads. Many dismiss the viral vid as a fake, a marketing ploy to both...
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Frank Gehry’s Museum of (In)Tolerance

After two years of delays, starchitect Frank Gehry's positively garrish Center for Human Dignity-Musuem of Tolerance Jerusalem just got the greenlight. In 2006, it was discovered that the Museum's proposed sit...
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Recession Potatoes

Who doesn't want to watch a 91 year old woman cook and jaw a little about surviving the depression? Most devastating line: "I had to quit high school because I didn't have any socks." Allow Clara to s...