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Obama to Country: “Let’s Hug it Out”

Obama's first pick for his White House staff is uber-yid Rahm Emanuel, a ballet school graduate whose father was a member of a militant Zionist organization and whose brother is the most powerful agent in Holly...
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Main Street Treats

Canvassing in the Midwest over the previous week had its non-political perks—the experimental candy. The Great Plains happens to be America's nuclear testing grounds for terrible and marvelous candy. Our favori...
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Jacobs Wrestling Economy

The fashion world shuddered this week when Men's Vogue announced its absorption into parent magazine, Vogue. Thoughts of Condé Nast staffers stripped of their expense accounts sent a chill throughout the alrea...
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Minority Report

Wasting little time Wednesday, Barack Obama made a first move to assemble his administration, choosing Rahm Emanuel, the current Illinois Congressman to serve as White House Chief of Staff. If 2008 is to be r...
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Sights Trained on Change

OK, so now that we've all taken one giant leap towards change-I'm hoping that yesterday's progress will help clear up one minor issue that is oh so major to majorly minor (short) people like me: train overcrowd...
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Penis Academy

First a black President, next Steve Guttenberg jogging naked through the park.Reminds me of one of those zany Police Academy-esque mishaps? You know, like the time Proctor lost all his clothes at the policeman'...
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Election Day’s Real Winner

Obama may have clinched the US presidency last night in an historic moment in political history, but last night's real winner was...digital hologram technology?!will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas (and the produce...
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“Axelrodian”

After dealing with eight years of jealousy, frustration and rage over "Rovian" tactics, allow me this opportunity to coin a new term named after Obama Chief Strategist David Axelrod--"Axelrodian,...
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Jewish Gigolo Blackmails BMW Heiress

Hahahaha. So Susanne Klatten, Germany's richest woman, and BMW heiress, has been caught in an intricate blackmail scheme, complete with sex tapes, buried money, a gigolo named Helg Sgarbi and a supposed interge...
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Studs Terkel: 1912-2008

It put a bit of a damper on my Halloween weekend when I found out that Studs Terkel had passed away at the age of 96. Terkel's writings deserve to be celebrated as one of the finest bodies of work any American...