Yahweh Helps Jew Escape From Cops
Everyone's seen videos that show some seemingly harmless crazy guy being tased by the cops. What makes the above video so much better than the rest is that it provides us with the fairy-tale ending we always c...
He’s Got Some Serious Wood
On the way home from shooting a bat mitzvah in Boca Raton, Brooklyn photographer Peter Svarzbein happened upon this lumber company in Hanover, Pennsylvania, which was actually founded by a dude named J.A. Schmu...
The Jewkbox Presents: Discovery
What do you get when two of the biggest indie pop bands in the known universe join forces for some side project action? When its Rostam Batmanglij of Vampire Weekend and Wes Miles of Ra Ra Riot and that side pr...
Mayor Bloomberg Miffed About Jailhouse Mitzvah
Looking for the perfect place to hold your son's Bar Mitzvah? Well, according to The New York Post, Tuvia Stern locked down the most exclusive digs in town--literally. Stern, a wealthy New York inmate, convince...
“Follow Your Dreams,” Says Eugene Mirman
Since giving Heeb advice on how to get groupies, Eugene Mirman has been touring the high school circuit dispensing with the knowledge. Recently, he ended up at alma mater Lexington High School to give the class...
Taylor Made
The problem with being a Jewish humorist is that life has a disturbing tendency to turn your jokes into reality. It seems like just yesterday that we were cracking wise about the likelihood of Mahmoud Ahmadinej...
Adam Goldberg: The _Heeb_ Interview
By Kenny Herzog When actor-turned-musician Adam Goldberg talks about the music he makes with band LANDy, it actually proves what a capable actor is. His composure and inflection lack the neurotic skittishness ...
You Know It’s Bad When…
...the Ayatollah Khazali is putting out the word that you are really a MOT. While Khazali's claims about Ahmadinejad (based largely on the fact that Ahmadinejad's father changed the name from a fairly generic o...
Say It Ain’t So, HuffPo
You've probably already seen Max Blumenthal's video of college -age Jews in Israel (presumably visiting from America) yammering hate speech, most of it so ill-informed that a card carrying Klansman would have t...
_Saved By the Bell_ Reunion Possibly In The Works
Jimmy Fallon is finally using his new late-night power for the greater good. The mostly confused newbie is pushing for a SBTB reunion show. Only Screech and Kelly have yet to sign on. While my money is on a lam...
Another Bad Creation
Actor Bobb'e J. Thompson (whose film credits include such Oscar-worthy roles as "Tar Pits Kid #1" in Land of the Lost), has honed in on the true meaning of the Bar Mitzvah with his amazing dance jam, ...
Queen Esther Comes Home, Jesus May Follow
Since falling off a horse, losing adoption struggles, divorcing her man and generally sucking, Madonna (a.k.a the Kabbalarific Esther) has been on the lookout for love and money. She'll wrap up her never-ending...
